Mike Zillion

Woof!

[Mike Zillion @zill]

I exist.

[Mike Zillion @zill]

Hey there @KaydenBoche, congratulations on the cover. Happy to follow you back, but PLEASE STOP SCREAMING. ;)

[Mike Zillion @zill]

@ConnerHabib that makes it sound even kinkier.

[Mike Zillion @zill]

@ConnerHabib try thinking of monogamy as a fetish. Does that help?

[Mike Zillion @zill]

69 followers. Who needs great fame when we have double entendres?

[Pokemon Go — to the polls! @shamama]

Naked pics of "Duck Dynasty" creator from when he played a gay porn star
(NSFW) http://t.co/jxi22LTzVk

[Mike Zillion @zill]

Dancing at the edges of the mainstream porn industry. http://t.co/vlFxznQ3yZ

[Dr Christian Jessen @DoctorChristian]

FLUFFERS NECK IS WORSE RT @LeoMack87: Being told I have pornstar knee, its like tennis elbow but more fun

[The Advocate @TheAdvocateMag]

Court: Prop 8 backers are entitled to defend Law http://t.co/eh6Pu1lC

[Pokemon Go — to the polls! @shamama]

A Jew that is everywhere is jewbiquitous.

[Mike Zillion @zill]

@SisterRoma mazel tov on your well-deserved key to the fair. http://t.co/WaUDTsyH

[The Advocate @TheAdvocateMag]

DADT is Dead http://t.co/qB4MEPy2

[Dr Christian Jessen @DoctorChristian]

Why do the tweets of lots of people I'm not actually following appear in my timeline? I'm confused!

[Dr Christian Jessen @DoctorChristian]

Oh now I just love this. Do take a look, it made me chuckle: http://t.co/BcnPhfr

[Steve Cruz @iamstevecruz]

Signs of the apocolypse. The never ending pasta bowl at Olive Garden. Consider it.

[𝔾𝕣𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕣𝕪🌐🌌 @aGGregArt]

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[Mike Zillion @zill]

Seems like we can't go anywhere without my man running into old friends on the street. One of the many things I love about him!

[Boy George @BoyGeorge]

The saying 'careful what you wish for' springs to mind! Right wing sentiment will rise sadly in the wake of this rioting!

[Pokemon Go — to the polls! @shamama]

FYI -- I purposefully add typos to my tweets to make myself more approachable.

[Pokemon Go — to the polls! @shamama]

Surprisingly happy about the fact that I JUST MADE $7 BAR TENDING!