Many years ago I told a personal trainer that I couldn’t do a full squat like he asked and he pulled out a IG story of me twerking on my tippy toes in a squat at Sivas from the previous night. I decided then that Atlanta personal trainers would never again get my business. Talmbout “let me show you some real quick”
Would love to watch Jeremy Lin clear security/check in for his media credential.
"Yes, hello there, I should be on the list. Last name Lin, first name Jeremy" as if he's some third-wheel on a basketball podcast, and not the man responsible for the last time NYC felt like this.
for 6 weeks of each year i allow myself to have love island brain (low cognitive function, irrational opinions, unbridled lust) and i think it’s really good for me. i’ll read a book or something after, idk
i'm not kidding, the US travel/tourism board (whatever that is at a Federal level lol) should sponsor the rest of that German guy's trip through the US, dude is doing insanely good PR for the South
Was flexing in my full split at yoga today and the teacher literally said “everyone look at Isabel. The only reason she can do that is because she’s hypermobile, but what she struggles with is strength” and then I fell over in front of the whole class. #behumble
the whole neighborhood shut down, bartenders and servers in the area will receive no tips all night, regular ticket holders wait in line for hours just so the pedo president and his little hitler can walk right into a game the players don’t even want them at