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[inspirational house track @ZoeInTheory]

celtics won and i still haven't unpacked my relationship with femininity </3

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Many years ago I told a personal trainer that I couldn’t do a full squat like he asked and he pulled out a IG story of me twerking on my tippy toes in a squat at Sivas from the previous night. I decided then that Atlanta personal trainers would never again get my business. Talmbout “let me show you some real quick”

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Would love to watch Jeremy Lin clear security/check in for his media credential.

"Yes, hello there, I should be on the list. Last name Lin, first name Jeremy" as if he's some third-wheel on a basketball podcast, and not the man responsible for the last time NYC felt like this.

[camille :-) @dustytit]

for 6 weeks of each year i allow myself to have love island brain (low cognitive function, irrational opinions, unbridled lust) and i think it’s really good for me. i’ll read a book or something after, idk

[inspirational house track @ZoeInTheory]

@ipatrol6010 @DonnyJenkins67 Right??? Time to get a bag lol

[Quentin “The Knight” Shadowflare @DonnyJenkins67]

University just billed my parents for 2 std tests I got during the year( both negative). I was told they were free and wouldn’t show up to my parents.

[Daniel M. Lavery @daniel_m_lavery]

the way our toddler pronounces the word "carabiner" is out of this world good. "keenerbeener." man i wish i could hear him say it right now

[Praise @tufpraise]

y'all keep leaving out keith porter december 31, 2025.
outside his own apartment complex
by an ICE agent who was off duty
43 years old. 2 kids.

[Michael Kasper @KasperStats]

i'm not kidding, the US travel/tourism board (whatever that is at a Federal level lol) should sponsor the rest of that German guy's trip through the US, dude is doing insanely good PR for the South

[ji ৻ꪆ @intrinsicji]

tay keith fuck these niggas butts

[‘ @MFKAOZ]

You see an enemy when you should be seeing a teammate

[isabel @wisepissmage]

Was flexing in my full split at yoga today and the teacher literally said “everyone look at Isabel. The only reason she can do that is because she’s hypermobile, but what she struggles with is strength” and then I fell over in front of the whole class. #behumble

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

saluting during the anthem as a draft dodger is larp

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the whole neighborhood shut down, bartenders and servers in the area will receive no tips all night, regular ticket holders wait in line for hours just so the pedo president and his little hitler can walk right into a game the players don’t even want them at

[Upstate Trash @Upstate_Trash]

The English are on here moaning about everything and making school shooting jokes, meanwhile this German dude is having the time of his life.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Lisa Salters interviewing Victor Wembanyama:

[Pop6 @burukometto]

Oomf found a “horse therapist” who specializes in did and bpd for some reason I thought this meant the horses had did and bpd

[Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane]

At a brewery watching the game and when Trump came on screen the whole place booed and a child shouted “get ‘em outta heeere” like a Dickensian moppet

[🇵🇸 alex🏳️‍🌈 @urbanforest312]

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