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Me, immediately after fawning to protect my own safety:
OH FUCK BUDDY WOW BIG FEELINGS KICK ROCKS PUSSY
When he asks what did I just say: oh nothing, I don’t think I’ve ever said anything to tell you the truth. *blinking rapidly until the smoke screen appears*
Just did the math for a completely different reason, but found out I make a Quarter a minute (plus tips) at my job.
And I get paid pretty well for food service in a smaller town at a local restaurant. But Jesus Christ. Things cost a lot of my minutes.