Eric Carpenter

A big guy who's an even bigger kid.

[Eric Carpenter @_EricCarpenter]

So excited for @toystory 4 in 6 days! I've been a fan since I first saw it and my mom braved Black Friday sales to get me some of the toys (that I still have). It's like how people talk about seeing Star Wars as a kid. Fan for life!

[Eric Carpenter @_EricCarpenter]

@IntuitTurbo To avoid spending money, I've been know to bring my own coffee to coffee shops when meeting up with someone because I "Just came from doing errands." Proudly paid off 1/3 of my debt last year alone with small changes like that. #RealMoneyTalk #Sweepstakes

[Eric Carpenter @_EricCarpenter]

The people I feel most bad for in this world are those who've seen "Split" before "Unbreakable". #spoiler #youvehad15years

[前澤友作 @yousuck2020]

ZOZOTOWN新春セールが史上最速で取扱高100億円を先ほど突破！！日頃の感謝を込め、僕個人から100名様に100万円【総額1億円のお年玉】を現金でプレゼントします。応募方法は、僕をフォローいただいた上、このツイートをRTするだけ。受付は1/7まで。当選者には僕から直接DMします！ #月に行くならお年玉

[Eric Carpenter @_EricCarpenter]

Sunday Morning Deep Thought: Tattoos are just permanent stickers for your body.

[Eric Carpenter @_EricCarpenter]

Pro Tip: When entering the grocery store, put on Stone Cold Steve Austin's ring theme...then prepare to $%&* up that shopping list.

[Eric Carpenter @_EricCarpenter]

@ShoemakerCole Whoever smelt it, dealt it.

[Eric Carpenter @_EricCarpenter]

“Though I've grown old, the bell still rings for me; as it does for all who truly believe…”
Merry Christmas Eve everyone!!!! Santa’s coming tonight!

[Eric Carpenter @_EricCarpenter]

@MikePageCasting I am officially on team hold crap "The Last Ship" is freakin' amazing! Thanks for what you do Mike..and also for keeping faith in humanity too.

[Eric Carpenter @_EricCarpenter]

@stevebinder Love your 'About Me' section. lol A younger audience can have it as our favorite too, great job as always sir!

[Eric Carpenter @_EricCarpenter]

@CraigCampobasso How about this?

[Eric Carpenter @_EricCarpenter]

I’m Batman.

[Eric Carpenter @_EricCarpenter]

Do enjoy laughter and funny things? You're in luck!

Please share and spread the good news! I will reward each... https://t.co/rR5hJGYCKR

[Eric Carpenter @_EricCarpenter]

@jesus Your dad made a kickass Masterclass video session! https://t.co/EFGRSJFO2A

[Eric Carpenter @_EricCarpenter]

@TheTweetOfGod I saw your new Masterclass video...insightful stuff! https://t.co/EFGRSJocE0

[Eric Carpenter @_EricCarpenter]

@god I found your Masterclass video...great info! https://t.co/EFGRSJocE0

[Eric Carpenter @_EricCarpenter]

@TMobile Cool, who can I speak to to learn more?

[Eric Carpenter @_EricCarpenter]

@TMobile & @Verizon, I'm looking to leave @Sprint after 13 years. Looking to get an iPhone 8 with unlimited everything, what can ya do?

[Eric Carpenter @_EricCarpenter]

@Michael____C Thank you sir!

[Eric Carpenter @_EricCarpenter]

This new Masterclass trailer looks fantastic... ;)
https://t.co/22dRXMfDTG https://t.co/B1W2Pb64GT