Farti B

I just want to pet dogs.

[Farti B @_FartiB]

I can’t believe the browns traded Myles Garrett. I’d be pissed if I were a browns fan.

[Farti B @_FartiB]

@tacobell please fucking fix your Taco Bell on the south side of La Crosse, WI.

[Praise @tufpraise]

This is the political violence they don't want to talk about

[Farti B @_FartiB]

And red vines too.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Twizzlers taste like as if someone was vaguely thinking of cherries whilst melting plastic bags into a pasta noodle press

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Twizzlers taste like as if someone was vaguely thinking of cherries whilst melting plastic bags into a pasta noodle press

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

and for the lady, perhaps a monday-thursday 10am-4pm work schedule?

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

The real neurodivergent experience is being told you’re overthinking by people who communicate entirely through implication.

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

Republicans the moment someone speaks to them the same way they speak to others.

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Trump says “quiet piggy” to a woman and everyone on the right laughs.

Bald Steven miller gets called ugly and it’s an outrage?

[k @yslnadi]

when your toxic traits are isolation and avoidance but your love languages are physical touch and quality time

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i'm so jealous of people who know how to shut up, i shut up and subtitles come out my face.

[Farti B @_FartiB]

The people in the Riot Fest group on Facebook are some of the most insufferable people I’ve ever encountered. Fuck.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Me whenever the stars are visible

[HTHAZE @hthaze]

this this funny fuck you guys

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

When I text "interesting" this how I be looking

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

"why don't you ever hang out with us"
i'm autistic you didn't specifically invite me like a vampire

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

The fact that Thomas Massie lost a Republican primary because he wants pedophiles to face justice tells you everything you need to know about the state of the Republican party.

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

If you're uncomfortable with LGBTQ+ people, that's YOUR issue. THEIR existence or sexuality isn't up for debate. HUMAN RIGHTS don't require your approval.

[Big Britt @bigfacebritt]

You cannot budget your way out of $8 gas and $28 lunches