I just had a flashback to the time I was 16 and I went to search for this boy I had a crush on in Facebook and I accidentally made his name my status instead and didn’t realize it for like 5 hours and then his friend asked me about it the next day
Today is my fiancé’s first day of summer break and he woke me up at 6am because he was laying in bed watching a YouTube video about the titanic on full volume
There’s no betrayal quite like adopting a cat you fell in love with, bringing her home, and having her like your significant other more than you. Like I am the one who rescued you and I scoop your poop daily.
My grandpa passed away last weekend and I don’t think I’ve ever been so sad. These curveballs really remind us that we are alive and sometimes it’s really hard.
I hate to generalize but all my shittiest responses come from people in California and Florida. Midwesterners simply don’t talk to people this way! I thought you people were soooo happy in your warm weather?
To be fair I did email 500 people and no I did not initially look at his resume!! However once I did look it literally said “UX developer” so there must be a little hidden Easter egg I missed. Good for him.