𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐚

[𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐚 @_lenyora_]

This is so real

[🧋 @borrrielo]

after October we should go straight to February, I just met a girl and i don't wanna miss valentine next year.

[tri @tricipital14]

Is buttcheeks one word? Or should I spread them apart?

[topsᴋi! @dfwtopski]

the devil obviously running out of ideas on how to break a nigga like me

[LES :: @garvageart]

I'm in locations you'd only see in Carte Blanche investigations rn

[Lerato. @baddaysareover]

Today is Saturday.

[GOODGIRL IS THAT GIRL 🐅 @GirlGood41331]

Tyla obviously!!

[📿 @dammnitdess]

Mfs are inconsiderate beyond belief

[ً @artfuIchaos]

once you start confusing me you’ve gotta go.

[Pamilerin Adegoke @Pamilerin]

If someone is winning, they're not winning against you. They're winning against life.
So, drop the unnecessary envy and hate.

[K @naiafterdarkk]

i hope no nigga out here saying i was crazy over him cause im just crazy in general never over no nigga tho

[telle @telleeetubby]

my definition of cordial is never
speaking again unless necessary

[Jaiye✨ @jaiyettmc]

I feel so disgusting when I’m broke. Like I’m actually so sorry for being alive rn

[BST.R @MrStRegis]

I have very little respect for people who don’t keep their word. Very important to me.

[res 🇿🇦 @msresii]

go nale lamza engwe so e ke e dumileng

[Brian Kimmel @IAmTheKimmel]

My dad used to completely lose interest in a movie if something stupidly unbelievable happened in it. But understand, this meant that if he was watching a werewolf movie and a character went to the post office on Sunday when they’re closed, he’s stop watching.

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i’m always being polite when i say “i think” or “if i remember correctly” because i remember and i’m correct

[𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐚 @_lenyora_]

Tee Pee Transport

[Trophy Husband @okQhawe]

When FlySafair says you’ll arrive at 19:15, they mean you’ll be at home by 19:15, not that the plane will be landing at 19:15. Because surely

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

topics to avoid when speaking with me:
1. uni.
2. future.
3. love life.

[Scottie Pippen @ScottiePippen]

The arrow which goes the farthest was pulled back the most.

[SIYA @uuMaSiya]

Can we dicuss your taste in wigs on a night helicopter ride over a city of your choosing?