mary christmas

christian 🙏| beer lover 🍻| sneakerhead 👟

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

when i was a kid i thought sodomize meant "obliterate" until one day my dad yelled at me for saying "we got sodomized out there" after the orioles lost a playoff game

[Kristen Carolan @babyfeverbabe]

The picture I took of her vs. the picture she took of me

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

hating cats is rooted in misogyny. ironic how dogs are “man’s best friend” but women who love cats are “crazy cat ladies.” Cats teach consent, boundaries, autonomy and love that is earned not entitled.

[angel :) @ministryofluvvv]

lower your tone baby you know I’m retarded

[trash jones @jzux]

april fool’s day doesn’t impress me. i am deceived and betrayed every day

[mary christmas @_mary_g]

@tedcruz shut up you stupid fat dog

[fishious @fishquichee]

(Laughing with a friend) so what should we laugh about next

[Mia @boygrrI]

i think its okay that chappell roan killed a small child

[mary christmas @_mary_g]

@MrBeast @Realitytv__fan we are all going to hate it. stay the F away from the things i like u big rich weiner. i want $50k in reparations from u and i havent even seen the episode yet

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

God willing he feels better soon

[jos @josiahhughes]

Thursday is not just Friday's younger sibling—it's a weekday with attitude, quietly finding a place of its own. So fill your cup with caffeine and chaos, then strap in. You got this. 🚀🤣

[misto @mistowho]

hey man i'm sorry if i got super cruel and full of hate the other night

[mary christmas @_mary_g]

@Tomas_Mier never in my wildest dreams did i think i'd see people still trying to spill camren tea in 2026

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

I just have to look at my phone a little bit more and something incredible will happen

[wen @agorashills]

this transition was SO gaggy omfg

[maybe: clare @clur19]

found out my mom has been going on walks in her neighborhood after dark because she is “just so full of rage that anyone who would try to attack her would be needing an ambulance”

[mary christmas @_mary_g]

@mmxmFinisher you should die as well and i mean that so much!!

[mary christmas @_mary_g]

homophobic people should die