when i was a kid i thought sodomize meant "obliterate" until one day my dad yelled at me for saying "we got sodomized out there" after the orioles lost a playoff game
hating cats is rooted in misogyny. ironic how dogs are “man’s best friend” but women who love cats are “crazy cat ladies.” Cats teach consent, boundaries, autonomy and love that is earned not entitled.
@MrBeast@Realitytv__fan we are all going to hate it. stay the F away from the things i like u big rich weiner. i want $50k in reparations from u and i havent even seen the episode yet
Thursday is not just Friday's younger sibling—it's a weekday with attitude, quietly finding a place of its own. So fill your cup with caffeine and chaos, then strap in. You got this. 🚀🤣
found out my mom has been going on walks in her neighborhood after dark because she is “just so full of rage that anyone who would try to attack her would be needing an ambulance”