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[Kiss My Asterisk @_MissNomer]

Howdy!
I'm Ed, your Über driver

[Kiss My Asterisk @_MissNomer]

I made an ashtray for my dad in 4th grade ceramics, so yeah

[Giɴ @Demeter_Erinia]

Seriously,
Does anyone remember a time when smoking was allowed everywhere and even ashtrays were a thing?

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Anthony Bourdain died on this day eight years ago and him describing Waffle House is still the single-most important description of America that has ever been articulated.

[Kiss My Asterisk @_MissNomer]

@jl1hayes @ChaseDaniel Mouth watered as I ate my PBJ, lol

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@UwFanatic1 Freddy's posts are fantastic, and all that one hopes a traveler experiences abroad

And the Iranian players have to arrive and leave on the same day

Way to integrate...

[Denzell @Denzell_Of_NSH]

My feed is 90% US vs UK stadium wars, 5% World Cup talk and then 5% that German guy visiting the US for the first time.

[Kiss My Asterisk @_MissNomer]

@JeremyWingert79 The How to Train Your Dragon series is spectacular

[goma @soigomaa]

Free my man

[Kiss My Asterisk @_MissNomer]

@amandalorian_ Or Swinging Richards

[College Sports Only @CSOonX]

Forget being able to play this season, Brendan Sorsby's on Cloud 9 right now b/c he placed a $100,000 bet on Kalshi that he'd win the injunction.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

What awful thing to say to someone. While that’s not true in my case it is true for so many. Comments like this make it really difficult for people to feel that there is anywhere safe for them to share their stories. I’m sure you didn’t mean this to be cruel in that way but please try and do better. Not for me. Make fun of me all you want. But for anyone who has faced that trauma and is trying to survive out there.

[UWKING☔️ @Nothin_ButDawg]

There’s not a single stadium in Europe that can match this aura

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

i'm a fraud for helping hunter biden get dressed? i thought you guys were upset he's naked??

[Andrew Lynch @andrewglynch]

Twitter acting shocked that the Georgetown and Yale-educated son of a six-term senator, two-term VP and one-term president is intelligent, well-informed and a good communicator

[Kiss My Asterisk @_MissNomer]

@MissSassbox In all seriousness, the endurance of the Biden family is remarkable, to say the least.
And Hunter's emergence on this hellscape has been delightful

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@MissSassbox Pitching this as a Film Noir

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Holy shit, I just realized Amanda's gonna have to do another reunion! Good luck bun!

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

My team is getting ready for the IN THE CITY REUNION. Tweet your questions for the whole cast, and tell me where you’re from!

[nina(delphia) (existential dread version) @ninastarner]

TWO KINGS MAXIMIZING THEIR JOINT SLAY OKAYYYYYYY

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Whoever said ‘out of sight, out of mind’ never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

[Kiss My Asterisk @_MissNomer]

@gingerviking716 Never realized how horrifying Disney movies were until rewatching with my own kids.

[Dustin Nickerson @DustinNickerson]

It’s crazy that gas right now is the actual price they used to try and scare you with if you didn’t bring the rental car back full.