Parker

get your nosey ass up outta here

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

[YES I’M COMMITTING FRAUD @fuckdigitaldash]

so the president can do this but DURK cant????

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

SEE IT! Rapper Ja Rule shanks it into a patron at the Derek Jeter Invitational

[James Benge @jamesbenge]

He did

[not yolin @NotCnnorMcDavid]

Anyone mind if this white boy speaks a little español this evening??

[Ƒʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ 𝙎𝙥𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙛𝙮🏴‍☠️ @ShaolinSpliffy]

TONIGHT THE MUSIC FEELS SO LOUD

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

Catching the game after solving a crime with your talking dog

[Dan Wetzel @DanWetzel]

If you have an issue with a baseball stadium hosting a football game sponsored by a cloud storage system named after a Japanese horseradish kicking off at 11 a.m. on a Thursday, then I’m not sure we can be friends

[Thomas White @len0killer]

My old gym teacher on Facebook: Proud to announce the birth of my new grand baby. We love you Bander!😃

Me six beers deep in the comments: Been playin dodgeball like a mothafucka lately Coach G✌️

[Parker @_PJP_]

@PFTCommenter Remember Big Ben?

[levy @1929stockcrash]

this is what life’s all about

[Mike Gundy @CoachGundy]

Compete!

[Babe Truth @veryhotsoup]

Nobody:

A 14 ft tiger shark near a blonde teenage surfer:

[ryan 🛸 @OTCellyy]

I’d 100% be convinced this was a scene from The Office if I’ve never seen it

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Daniel Jones hand is bleeding all over his centers’ butthole

[Parker @_PJP_]

Manifesting: bench pressing in a detached garage while drinking modelo

[Tity Boi (2 Chainz) @2chainz]

I think I found me a new hobby !!! 💙💯🎣🎣🎣