Bloom✨

A woman marvelously helped by God 😊💕

[Bloom✨ @_Ph2ndaughter]

@thequeenze And when they disappoint me, I come back to twitter and retweet all the sad tweets.

[Malikajaan💋❤️ @amynartt_]

“Her hands couldn’t contain him” what is he? An anaconda????

[✒️ @Literariium]

no more "in my humble opinion", from now on it's "from my grandiose and objectively correct deductions".

[🇵🇸🧚🏽 @notcishet]

yall lucky life humbles me every 3-5 business days bc there r kanye levels of self-idolatry deep within me

[. @eng3ntado]

Reading so many books but your review writing skills still staying bum so you can’t rlly articulate your thoughts on the book properly is just so humbling

[Dikadi. @DikaOfoma]

because Adichie avoids sentimentality in her writing, it’s so easy to miss how incredibly sad her books actually are .

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

I am simultaneously my family’s black sheep and the gold star, that’s exactly why I am the way I am

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I am not okay with anyone being friends with anyone

[ᴅᴇʙꜱ✨ @Bigdebs222]

“You’re too loud, men don’t like women that are too loud”

Me:

[Abdool Moh. @abdool_moh]

Nigeria is a proof that you can’t keep voting criminals and be expecting prayer to fix your country.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

whoever first decided that talking to yourself is weird was literally just a hater.

[Somi Kenneth @somi_ken]

Unfortunately, I have to admit that I have not done my best. My current situation is a direct consequence of my incompetence. I suck at doing this life thing.

[P0liticalbaby 🇵🇸🇨🇩 @mao_0k]

You guys like men too much

[Ada @adaobi__o]

That’s okay, I’ll be rich instead

[rigby XD - taróloga @rigpossible]

vi uma mulher falando que o namorado dela ficou tão nervoso na hora de pedir ela em casamento que ele esqueceu tudo e acabou só ficando de joelhos falando “por favor”.
eu quero isso.

[5★ @blessedtashi]

ME CENTERED

[OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu]

Happy children’s day to the innocent children in captivity, Nigeria failed you.

[cyn🌸 @cynugwudike]

tiktok feminists own is just to be telling you to fuck for money, e no dey pass that one

omo i need us to move forward abeg

this is getting bleak as fuck jesus

[kani 🍀 @kanmanine]

being single is so awesome bc I can do whatever I want (nothing) go see whomever I want (no one) and go out whenever I want (never)

[coco @Cocobby02]

I’m a lover girl but I’m currently non-practicing.

[whykaycomics @whykaycomics]

Make I just dey pretend say I sabi wetin dey I dey do, from there I go meet people wey sabi wetin them dey do, so I go sabi wetin them dey do, then I go finally sabi wetin I dey do