Santa Maria

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[Santa Maria @_RealSantaMaria]

Drop this and make the whole world feel it 😌

[Santa Maria @_RealSantaMaria]

Ok goodnight tweet peeps. That’s enough talking to myself and pretending I have an audience. I gotta wake up 2 crotch goblins in 4 hours.

[Santa Maria @_RealSantaMaria]

Y’all, pls tell me who to follow on here. I will check back in the morning & see who is deemed worthy

[Santa Maria @_RealSantaMaria]

Well, yeah. I thought we all were

[lil duval @lilduval]

Be honest, you really winging 2022 ainna?

[Santa Maria @_RealSantaMaria]

Absolutely not. You not alone

[lil duval @lilduval]

Anybody really know what’s going on this year? Like wtf are we out here doing?

[Santa Maria @_RealSantaMaria]

@ThaSteveBoi I promise to only tweet the funnies

[Santa Maria @_RealSantaMaria]

What an interesting random tweet. Twitter is aight

[Santa Maria @_RealSantaMaria]

I been around still around like that geico caveman. Yes I realize he not around no more but Wayne was a genius.

[Santa Maria @_RealSantaMaria]

@SamSilv93793208 Heeeey thank you ❤️ deflee better I just gotta get the hang of it 🤣

[Santa Maria @_RealSantaMaria]

Is it just me or it Twitter hella unorganized. GOD DAMMIT I’m old as shit.

[Santa Maria @_RealSantaMaria]

I ain’t forget how y’all thought coronavirus was caused by 5G. I do hope y’all forgot that I did too.

[Santa Maria @_RealSantaMaria]

Still mood

[Santa Maria @_RealSantaMaria]

Y’all really be thinking I sell pussy , whole time I be buying pussy. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Santa Maria @_RealSantaMaria]

@_morelifee Josie these knees bout 78

[Santa Maria @_RealSantaMaria]

@ThaSteveBoi I just need some type of crash course bc my brain cannot make sense of this app and that says a lot bc I thrive in chaos . I didn’t even get a notification you answered to me 🤣

[Santa Maria @_RealSantaMaria]

Ok so I get that birds go tweet tweet tweet but like posting a “peep” would have been cooler. Y’all the lame ones, not me.

[Santa Maria @_RealSantaMaria]

@_morelifee Wish I knew I was doing this right . I’m only here bc I’m in fb jail again and I’m sick of they ghetto ass app it reeks of poverty. I will now be bad and boujie over here instead. I didn’t even see you replied. Will ask a teen 4 help. 🤣

[Santa Maria @_RealSantaMaria]

@_morelifee Oh wow Josie it’s you, I’m learning Twitter again. Miss you love you 🤣

[Santa Maria @_RealSantaMaria]

@_morelifee You really not lying.

[Santa Maria @_RealSantaMaria]

Hi, my name is Maria & im only here bc fb put me in jail again 🙄 Mark can literally suck my asshole sideways after 48 anal cream pies.

[Santa Maria @_RealSantaMaria]

Ok now that I’ve gotten out the urge to send out my thoughts nobody needs to hear but imma share anyway, I can go to bed. I will update everyone probably every hour till I get over my Facebook addiction

[Santa Maria @_RealSantaMaria]

Hoemygod. Y’all the bomb , I been back for 6 minutes and already got a repeep. That means I’m cool right? 😎