TheSwitchWitch

forgiving queen, vengeful god. Follow the link if you want to DM 🍂 £ TheBeswitched 18+

[TheSwitchWitch @_Switch_Witch_]

Trying to summon the energy to be HOT

[Josh @joshmanders]

This is what I want to see AI used for, not to create yet another social media auto replier for marketing.

[The Left Bible @theleftbible]

Stay woke.

[TheSwitchWitch @_Switch_Witch_]

I honestly live to steam my bedsheets and if I had time and energy I would do it every day. One of my favourite lil treats to give myself on a day off. Elite comfort.

[Bogus @Boguswok]

anyone that irons their bedsheets every morning is mentally ill

[TheSwitchWitch @_Switch_Witch_]

Last Podcast opening the latest episode with the VERY CORRECT opinion that Throwing Copper by Live is a banger back to front.

[TheSwitchWitch @_Switch_Witch_]

@whiskyandchoke @anon_eponymous 😘😘😘

[TheSwitchWitch @_Switch_Witch_]

I wonder how many people on dating apps are actually just looking for pals but don’t know how to make friends as an adult so they throw sex into the equation to see if that can cure what is actually just needing to expand their social network.

[TheSwitchWitch @_Switch_Witch_]

@anon_eponymous @mopykav @whiskyandchoke 😘😘😘

[TheSwitchWitch @_Switch_Witch_]

How is it 3:30pm on a monday afternoon and it’s already been a long week

[TheSwitchWitch @_Switch_Witch_]

@HellboundHeartx AW HELL YEAH SEE YA THERE BABE

[TheSwitchWitch @_Switch_Witch_]

@PinupGoddessRu Stop ittttt I fucking hate that fet is so full of folk that are anti-sex work. The amount of people who think we’re all desperate to fulfill their fantasies like there isn’t a line out the door of low-quality (almost always) men who want work for free 🤡

[TheSwitchWitch @_Switch_Witch_]

Just so you all remember how stunningly hot and beautiful I am

Shoot with @haunted_gf coming soon in their next publication 😘

[TheSwitchWitch @_Switch_Witch_]

@wolfnsunflowers Thinking of you angel ❤️

[TheSwitchWitch @_Switch_Witch_]

@DianaVonRigg Ah, a woman of taste

[TheSwitchWitch @_Switch_Witch_]

@anon_eponymous Yes

[TheSwitchWitch @_Switch_Witch_]

man: *kisses another man in his dating profile

Me: * IMMEDIATELY SWIPING RIGHT!

[Mister Black @MisterBlack616]

A little teaser from our shoot with @MistressH4rley at @AbstraktMe #fetish #vhs #content

[TheSwitchWitch @_Switch_Witch_]

@anon_eponymous Maybe you should provide it this weekend, mamas got a lot of pent up aggression.

[TheSwitchWitch @_Switch_Witch_]

Another day, another inbox full of adult babies and married men who think I’d want to date them

[edie @rusticfem]

Stay at home moms should have half their husband's salary directly deposited into a bank account the husband has absolutely no access to, by law.

[TheSwitchWitch @_Switch_Witch_]

@anon_eponymous And my god does it work