october18.

♎ #BSUALUMNI 👩🏽‍🎓🖤 #DU CEO of Marchés Lashes.

[october18. @_TayMarche]

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[katie| jaafar jackson shady facts ✧˚ · . @mjsarchives]

me when they take the michael movie out of theaters

[Great Value Beyoncé @tieshatwo]

I feel like this applies to everyone lol. If you don’t remind people every once in awhile that you’re smitten by choice they start to perceive you as spineless.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

I’m not hard to please at all but I’m so easy to piss off I’ll tell you that

[Mya ♡ @myaxlana]

chick-fil-a be sounding good as fuck on a sunday

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

Me at 3am wondering how people even started translating languages if they didn't understand each other

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

i honestly can’t wrap my head around it. if God put this much order into the smallest parts of creation, what makes you think He would leave you completely on your own?

[Heron @Heron_xz]

Offset reveals his wake up call to quit codeine to Keke Palmer was when his oldest son kept asking for pineapple phantom, but he doesn’t drink soda. Then one day his son came into the studio asking “why yours a different color than mine” and it hit him, making him feel bad as a father

“I had a wake up call, my oldest son kept asking for pineapple phantom, but he don’t even really drink soda, and then one day he came in studio like ‘why yours a different color than mine?’ It k!lled me, I’m like oh no, i got to get off this. That’s what touched me, cos it’s like him paying attention. And he just kept asking me, i had to lie to him cos i ain’t know what to say. I’m like mine it’s old, I’m about to throw it away, and i just grabbed it and walked off. When i went in my room i damn near cry. Damn i felt bad as a father.”

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Hotel ACs are the McDonalds sprite of air conditioning

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You can literally feel Monday breathing down your neck by 4pm on a Sunday evening.

[🕷️ @bakedinottawa]

They can’t get Down syndrome at any point tho

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

How fast your job expects you to eat on your 30 min lunch break

[𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚡 @bankolewya]

I use my soap until that shit snap in half

[Mr Brute @BuddyNoLove]

It’s so crazy to me how many people be driving and looking down at their phone. We be on the road with careless lunatics. Driving is so dangerous.

[Sawyerr @MrSawyerr]

Update: My daughter won again. She has now won the spelling bee for the fourth consecutive year
🐝🐝🐝🐝

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

when i say “be fkn fr” this is what i mean

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

They didn’t steal your partner; your partner chose them.

[cumi @sambellcumi]

Whenever you feel sad, remember that there are tiny kinesin proteins trying their best to make you happy 🤓

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

The Proud Family naming the twins after them, like the levels of blackness we had in pop culture growing up will never be replicated

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

My wife and I were talking last night about groceries.

I went back into my Walmart app and pulled up an order from January 2020.

30 items. $70.20.

I added every single one back to the cart today.

$165.42.
Same 30 items. Same store. Same cart.
$95 more, In six years.

They told us inflation was temporary. They told us it was under control. They told us the economy was recovering.

My grocery bill didn’t get the memo.

135% increase in six years and nobody in Washington has missed a single meal.