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[levy @1929stockcrash]

saw a man showing off his reversible George Floyd-Jeff Epstein puffer at wash square today

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

There’s nothing worse than hearing people at work who don’t know ball talk sports

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

What time is the fake assassination attempt tonight?

[Hooch @CompanyHooch]

See, what the euros don’t realize is that college football twitter has been looking for a fight since January and usually they have to wait until August.

They’re rested and well-armed.

[eternal classic @eternalclassic_]

look at him in his tiny spacecraft

[WorldCup2026 Central @soccerpaedia]

The Europeans have discovered laxative

[funtaparts @funtaparts]

This is what they took from us.

[The Elder Scrolls VI Countdown @TESCountdown]

Today marks 2,918 days since the announcement of The Elder Scrolls VI

[Noah Wilson @noahwilsoncares]

This is the kind of stat ESPN pulls when two abysmal teams are playing on prime time

[Brandon Phoenix @IAlsoHatepitt]

I’m “Dudes”

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

You left the toilet seat up

[BFrog @BFrog__]

yo meando a mi amigo porque su ligue era una bruja y nos convirtió en salchichas

[Colb @___Colb___]

Wemby don’t even know we gonna hold this series against him for the rest of his career. 🕊️

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

Shaolin monks cannot prepare you for Fat Joe

[Robert @JRAMNOTTHAGOAT]

Towns wins FMVP and he’s gonna get on the mic at the parade and tell Jimmy butler to suck his dick lmao

[Grug 🪨 @grugcapital]

Hunter Biden found Twitter engagement and realized it’s better than crack

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

“Perfect he chose a center”

“Now give him 60s Wilt Chamberlain”

[Zeke Nnaji FC🌲🇫🇴 @ZaxbysWRLD]

Rolling 90s era Utah or 2000s era lakers on 82-0 and having to make a certain couple of picks

[slothy @slothy_420]

why is every school zone built like the perfect runway to test acceleration

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

Putting Caleb Williams on the Madden cover during Pride month