ƲяƖитɛяиɛтǤҒ🔥

Mѧmѧ. ṃȗṡıċ. ṡѧяċѧṡṃ. ċȏғғєє. һȏяяȏя. ċяѧẓʏ ɞıṭċһ, ѧṅԀ ı ʟıҡє ıṭ.

[𝒯𝓇𝓊𝒹𝓎 @Changedhandle1]

Glow so hard that you need a new face id.

That 👊

[ƲяƖитɛяиɛтǤҒ🔥 @_UrInternetGF_]

I'm hungry

[ƲяƖитɛяиɛтǤҒ🔥 @_UrInternetGF_]

Y͎o͎u͎ A͎R͎E͎ e͎n͎o͎u͎g͎h͎

[ƲяƖитɛяиɛтǤҒ🔥 @_UrInternetGF_]

You can't say "I love you" to her too much..

[ƲяƖитɛяиɛтǤҒ🔥 @_UrInternetGF_]

Chucky the series comes on tonight at 10, on SyFy. Set your DVR!

[ƲяƖитɛяиɛтǤҒ🔥 @_UrInternetGF_]

Zombies have cell 🤳🏻 phones too

[ƲяƖитɛяиɛтǤҒ🔥 @_UrInternetGF_]

Morbid Navy Seal joke -
First guy: "Look at the hole!"
Second guy: "The whole half of the body's gone!"

[ƲяƖитɛяиɛтǤҒ🔥 @_UrInternetGF_]

If you talk down to me, I *will* TALK UP TO YOUR ASS. #PetPeeves

[ƲяƖитɛяиɛтǤҒ🔥 @_UrInternetGF_]

@TreichelToni @HirnerRocia @RounaMykala @KaleySerpe @leah_bloch

[ƲяƖитɛяиɛтǤҒ🔥 @_UrInternetGF_]

@TreichelToni @HirnerRocia @RounaMykala @KaleySerpe @leah_bloch

[Food Pleaser @FoodPleaser]

Cheese Pizza, please

[Funny Gorgeous Animals (by Don Purrleone) @GorgeousPlanet_]

It's only a question of time...

🎥 Youtube Cats Land

[Alana Benson @LaniBeno]

It's not holding a grudge. It's remembering facts. Forever.

[The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian]

My mom's favorite part of my birthday is describing my birth in detail to an 18 year old waitress who is just there to get our drink order.

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

DUNE (2021)

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

Such an investigation into Rose’s behavior had long been rumored but not officially confirmed until today

MORE: https://t.co/IUzPtrFNDC

[ƲяƖитɛяиɛтǤҒ🔥 @_UrInternetGF_]

@whosthatmiss @_YourBxtchiness My constant battle. Twitter wins a lot. 😉

[Aisshwarya @whosthatmiss]

Sometimes it’s hard to choose between twitter, netflix and sleep.

[fírє вurns @h2_eh]

Our dreams are often entangled in feelings of guilt and betrayal.

[fírє вurns @h2_eh]

People will let you saw them in half if you tell them you’re a magician.