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🔞 minors passing by my prof dni. mostly rts. sometimes replies. not responsible for what kids look at tho. tgcf, qjj, bab, 2ha, hjt, mo du, etc

[Luka | Shen Jiu Plushy Soon @LuLuviahhh]

Shen Jiu catching two male disciples going at it in his favorite bamboo grove clearing and decides to ban sex on his peak. Everybody thinks he’s homophobic now because they misheard him, thinking he specifically banned gay sex.

For the first time in Shen Jiu’s life,

[cai-cai @__caicai__]

@ValentovaM55535 @cornybutfree I love cwn to death but also you're so valid to call him a pms lady

[Emiiii 👁️ @tntnrs_]

One day, Wei Ying comes to school, and for the first time since he's known him, Lan Zhan doesn't hear him laugh.

WY still smiles, but it's strained and with his mouth closed, and that bright, infectious laughter that seems to light up every room he walks into is nowhere to

[𝕾𝖆𝖈𝖗𝖎𝖋𝖎𝖈𝖎𝖆𝖑 𝖑𝖆𝖒𝖇🎀🍓 @littlesadlamb12]

Cloud Recesses survived having Wei Wuxian as a student, but they might not be prepared for baby foxyuan when he's teething, no surface is safe, in every wooden table you could find the tiny indentation of A-Yuan's little fangs, that means that not even dragonji's horns are safe

[Elissa 🥮 | yiling laozu apologist @cerbykerby]

today's quick thought is yllz wwx smoking a long-stemmed pipe and casually exhaling the smoke in lwj's face.

instead of getting insulted or stepping back or waving the smoke away, lwj silently stays where he is and visibly represses the urge to cough.

[𑣲𝐦𝐲𝐭𝐡ᝰ.ᐟ𓂃 🌸 | ˗ˏˋ fics in📌and link ˎˊ ˗ @eternalorphic]

okay but imagine yllz!omegaxian getting hurt while with ayuan and he gets terrible amnesia, and all he worries about is that this little pup keeps calling him mama, clinging to him so desperately with his little fists—but wwx doesn’t even remember ever being pregnant!!

[Elissa 🥮 | yiling laozu apologist @cerbykerby]

today's dumb thought is an abo au where one's presentation usually doesn't occur until one is about eighteen. as such, reproductive courses cover broad subjects.

cue teens wwx and lwj trading off roles, as per their course curriculum. chaos ensues.

[Elissa 🥮 | yiling laozu apologist @cerbykerby]

today's dumb thought is teen wangxian somehow stepping into the future while on a nighthunt—except they don't know that it's the future.

so when they accidentally crash their own wedding, they make some… interesting and very incorrect deductions.

[Elissa 🥮 | yiling laozu apologist @cerbykerby]

vampire lwj, who patiently waits to be invited into houses

- vs -

vampire wwx, who angrily tosses gasoline and bundles of newspapers into a house, then finishes it off with a lighter

[.✦ ݁˖ @cornybutfree]

Someone in the comments said “There is a line in the book where Wwx says ‘good friends should be of similar character’ and Lsz in the same chapter remarks how Lwj and Wwx are similar. And that's true, morally they are. In the same way Jc and Wwx's differences drive them apart.”

[jjksym @jjksym__]

i miss you so, so much
take what you want
take what you want from me
took you for granted

#mdzs #wangxian

[cai-cai @__caicai__]

@JCeacc @Huugboll What do they use in books and news papers? That's generally follow the standard.

[cai-cai @__caicai__]

@IchhabkeinAuto @LovetLFC02 @absrdmvrck1 @Huugboll Using parenthesis similarly to that is for listing things though, so there is actual cause for confusion if you were to write them like that. Just saying.

[☆(lwj panty sniffer) @noorekudi]

Imagine being mad about wwx and MXTX calling and addressing LWJ as WIFE. Lwj’s role has always been that of a wife in wwx’s imagination.

Lwj takes cares of finances, he cooks, clean, makes bath for wwx in novel and all other wifey duties. Yet he is a top because wangxian are +

[Tahto @lessertahto]

Sizhui is a model Lan disciple. Goes to bed at 9 and wakes up at 5 without fail. It’s practically programmed into him. But the first time he spends the night with Jin Ling in his arms he sleeps in until afternoon and wakes up more rested than he’s ever felt in his life.

[El 🦋🌸@ MDZS 🧵Fic Master List📌 @Fereael]

This will forever be THE MDZS meme 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Tahto @lessertahto]

I just know Jin Ling is a complete princess with a 30-step beauty routine where he bathes, exfoliates, shaves, waxes, moisturises and does his hair right before Sizhui visits Koi Tower. Gets his room deep cleaned too. Then goes “don’t mind the mess, I was in meetings all day.”

[huli jing wwx @sweetlolixo]

wwx when he finds out he’s an omega