stupid fly

[auntie majic @1800buddha]

I know im gonna lose respect for a shirt once i fall asleep in it but i do it anyway

[Mima @RealLifeGold]

I get so upset when I get a whiff of urine in public spaces. It’s so disgusting

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i desire to be so eloquent that i'd give a speech without a single filler word.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I don't want to “download the app” to pay for parking. I don't want to “create an account” to see a menu. I don't want to “provide feedback” on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i really love the phrase 'with all due respect' because it doesn't specify how much respect is due. could be none.

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

“Feminism exists because a man's rights are universal, but a woman's rights depend on laws, religion, and geography.”

- Sandra Vergara.

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Have a look at the comments section or dms of any girl in India. Then maybe we can lecture them about their own language.

[X @Xouy17]

Y'all don't ignore ppl enough. That's why you stressed out.

[Kristen @Kica333]

My main goal when I’m out in public is to not run into anyone I know.

[elton @eltoowavy]

twitter is so relatable that i barely have to tweet😭

[kiky☁️ @kikynium]

i dont understand where the stereotype that women talk too much comes from. like have you ever been around men???? they never shut the fuck up

[𝓴 @ifuliedownhere]

Hopebaiting myself everyday

[isha @MibshaD]

"Women have always had equal rights." Meanwhile — when anesthesia was first invented, doctors weren't allowed to give it to women in labor because the church declared that the pain of childbirth was God's punishment for sleeping with men. Let that sit for a second.

[ದರಿದ್ರ @filtercoffeee]

Since Dharmendra Pradhan is unemployed is he a cockroach now