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[jeun vlad soku 🗿 @____AlterEgo]

Pick one 🌚

[Kêmjī @itsmrkemji]

If I call my mechanic to come pick up my car. He doesnt ask me for transport. For his mechanic to be asking for 3k before coming. E know wetin in done see for the man hand

[Aloyinlepon @Sugarboyadeola1]

I first think say wild Lagos don drop another

[R @justranky]

😂😂

[Eze Nwamoke @Ezenwamoke]

Once we are able to elect Peter Obi, rascals and thugs will stop contesting for president because we will have raised the bar so high.

Then, a new era begins.

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

In our mosque earlier today, the imam said that we should pray for Nigeria, that only prayers can salvage this nation.

One person at the last row stood up & said “the Saudi that we go for hajj & enjoy basic amenities there, they didn’t achieve that by prayers. They achieve that by competent leadership.”

😊😊😊

[JusticeCrack @Justice_Crack]

Those who rejoice in illegality often have something questionable about them if you look closely.

My unfortunate elder brother from the Southwest, Sayilaw, it is quite unfortunate that you rejoiced when I was kidnapped simply because I made a video responding to your claim on a podcast that Nigeria is better today than it was 10 years ago.

In that video, I asked a simple question: if Nigeria is safer and better today, why did you relocate your family abroad instead of leaving them here?

Rather than engage with the argument, you chose to celebrate my disappearance. That, unfortunately, says a lot about your character.

However, as has always been my principle, I do not engage in personal attacks or drag individuals unless it concerns the betterment of Nigeria.

My only concern is building a better Nigeria—a Nigeria where citizens will not feel the need to send their families abroad for safety and opportunities while returning home to defend bad governance.

Remember, nothing lasts forever.

In my time and in my generation, I still believe Nigeria will be great again.

Justice can never be cracked.

God bless Nigeria. 🇳🇬

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

You’re not rich, so why do you want to marry a rich man? You’re setting standards you can’t meet yourself.

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐓𝐅 𝐆𝐔𝐘 🇪🇸 @jamiuxxiv]

We may be hungry, but we can manage our hunger

[akin🇪🇸🇪🇨 @the_akinola]

“i better pass others”

the average nigerian mentality

[KinG £ @xKGx__]

🚨 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴:

• Vinícius Júnior 🇧🇷 reportedly refused to give a halftime interview to FIFA’s broadcast team.

🎙️ Journalist: “You’ll be fined for that.”

🗣️ Vinícius: “We’ll pay the fine. Nobody is doing halftime interviews.” 🤯🔥

[Coinvo @Coinvo]

JUST IN: 🇳🇬 IMF has told the Nigerian government to impose fuel and telecom taxes on Nigerians, to increase government revenue.

Nigeria is currently the number 1 country with the lowest quality of life.

[OjiUgo™️🍫👁️‍🗨️ @OjiUgo_nwa]

So, the late Major General Rabe was buried today after the terrorists released his corpse. Now be pertinent question is, who was the body released to and why?

Nigeria is a country of particular concern indeed.

[.5🎀 @heydika5]

i’m not your dad😂

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

You just described a Nigerian Pentecostal Pastor.

[MAKANAKI @black_bhoy_]

Relationship dey kîll privacy bro

You fit dey reason life as man, make dey plaster you video call by 11pm

If you no pick - "Oh so you're online and you don't want to talk to me

If you pick, off camera - "Let me see your face or you're not alone"

If you pick and you no flow with the talk - "If you're not in the mood to talk, you could have just said so and not pick up"

God please😭😭

[Yẹmí—Ìdàmú Ànọ́bí. @KR3Wmatic]

I’m sure y’all can now see that they’re indeed practicing Muslims!

If you like let those ‘online Muslims’ gaslight you that Islamic terrorists are not Muslims.

[- Gadget Plug 🔌 @OlayinkaSuraj]

Now here’s the thing, as good as Morocco are, Senegal are a better team. No hate, just facts.

[Adenrele Brand @A_denrele]

She should wait till December and make sure they all come home for Christmas.

[Asa @xAsamoahx]

I don’t know if he wanted me to write about someone else’s dog 😂

[+234 nigga🎀 @martinnsSzn]

e no even go far.. wish her a happy birthday.