JongaBonito

I chat Footy and RSA

[EyeDaddy @OsuohaTony]

I begged this lady, pleaded with a broken heart and a shaky voice for her to be honest with me but she refused and even swore by her late father’s grave. Then I showed her the evidences and she burst into tears. 💔💔😭😭😭

[WnT @WheelsnToys]

You see this Ubuntu thing?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🌕✨ Lamine Yamal: “I thought I was going to win it that day in 2025 because of many things that happened. Looking back, I think it was very good for me that Dembélé won it”.

“Beyond helping me grow personally, I don’t think it was the right time for me to win it because I was still a kid and probably wouldn’t have appreciated what it really means to win a Ballon d’Or. Let’s see if this year is mine!”.

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

In 2012, Chelsea finished sixth in England and fired their manager in March. They still won the Champions League, the biggest prize in club football. The team that finished first in England that year, Manchester City, did not even make it out of the group stage.

Guardiola is pointing at exactly that gap. A league title takes 38 games against everyone else, home and away, over nine months. You cannot win it by accident. The Champions League trophy comes down to a handful of knockout games in spring. Football is a low-scoring sport, so one goal can decide who advances. Over a single match, the score barely tells you which team was better. Your best player limps off in April, a referee waves away a clear penalty, a shootout goes against you, and nine months of work disappears. Chelsea won that 2012 final on penalties, in Bayern Munich's own stadium, while sitting sixth in their own country.

His own career says the same thing. Across Spain, Germany, and England, Guardiola has won the league title twelve times. He has won the Champions League three times, and twelve years passed between his second and his third. For most of that stretch he had the best team in Europe and still went home early, beaten by the same thing he is describing.

Barcelona under Hansi Flick is the latest example. They have won the Spanish league two years running and won every major trophy in Spain the season before. Then Inter knocked them out of Europe, 7-6 across two games. The next year they lost to an Atletico Madrid side sitting twenty-two points beneath them in the league. Over a full season, Barcelona were clearly the better team. Over two nights, they lost.

A league title means you were the best team in the country for nine months. A Champions League run means you got through a few nights in spring without anything going wrong. Guardiola is asking people not to confuse the two.

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@FabrizioRomano Thank for everything Ansu. Hope to see you back soon on another level 💙❤️

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@t_Duches @anasuachara Thanks for the attitude msun'

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

how your gf looks at you when you ask her to block the guy who “raped” her in 2019:

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@t_Duches @anasuachara That soccer score should tell you that 😭🙏🏾

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

FC Barcelona launches a pioneering plan to address the mental health of its athletes.
https://t.co/hFFAhP8s1V

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@fitba_roaster @ESPNFC They're fire. That model are they?

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@BarcaUniversal @laiatudel 1. Lucho
2. Arteta (Yes - our attack can do anything of our defense is solid)
3. Fabregas ig

[Moriö @tebogstaT]

When she thinks she’s competing with other girls but she’s actually competing with how happy I am alone.

[Piddy @PiddyPyro]

nobody wanted Arsenal to win the Prem because we thought their fans were gonna be unbearable and annoying, but whats ended up happening is everyone else has become completely unbearable instead, crying and belittling their achievements as much as possible just to fuel agendas

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

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@bigblaqman007 @TrollFootball 😱 0

[Isaac Bautista @IsaacBautistaR]

Si las mujeres supieran que darle celos a un hombre con otro, no funciona, al contrario, el tipo que quieres darle celos lo que te coge es asco.

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@ReshadRahman @Santi_J_FM First Chelsea
Now Atletico
Inter next? 😏

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@AFCKlaux @UTDTrey @thePrettyAeesha They were never broke, just over the salary cap. Bug earning players have left, and we have had very high revenue over the past few years. We weren't broke, just limited

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@Nuna_zd As a man, I aim to almost every time do the exact opposite of what a woman thinks. They know nothing about manhood. Fuckem

[B N S L @_BNSL]

Exposure. A friend once called me to change his tire. Then it clicked. He was the first one in his family to get a car. Dad was not present, closest male figure was an uncle who did nothing for him.

Without tire changers and oil changers around, where will you learn?