Austin

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#healthyliving

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2015 was the Year of the Regressive Left #thirdwave #feminism #Islamophobia #BlackLivesMatter #PersonalPronouns #SocialJustice #safespace

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Hopefully 2016 will be the year feminism stops crybullying its way into all things good and making them annoying crap. #Sherlock #tv #media

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@thegynomite the other day one landed on my arm in the shower and I tore down the curtain and rod freaking out about it. Could have died.

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@DustinMartian @FeralAudio @waderandolph @roboticwilly when I learned there was a such thing as a 'leap-second' time became a fucking lie

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@marcmaron when do you plan on posting the Lorne Michaels interview? #MoreAnticipatedThanObama

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@ILoveBlueBell $7.98/half-gallon?! Not a good way to come back when you've gotta regain consumer trust. No thanks I'll stick w/ HEB & Adam's

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@JeffBryanDavis a Comptroller is responsible for supervising the quality of accounting and financial reporting of an organization.

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@RealSportsHBO Biking in Texas is not practical when you have whole months of 100 degree heat w/ no good public transport.

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Maybe all these cops are shooting unarmed people because we made such a big deal about tasers a couple years ago.

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A Million Ways to Die in the West 2: Dallas Buyer's Club #RuinAWestern @midnight

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A frog just ate a wasp and jumped sideways from what I assume was due to the pain. #NatureAlert

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@imsosaparks tweet me and your dads pic so I can have it digitally

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It's about time to sit down and watch #Harmontown @DustinMartian @danharmon @Thesixler @ErinMcGathy @JeffBryanDavis

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I still think black is a color. Regardless of the science dropped on me by @ErinMcGathy. #MyUnpopularBlackOpinion

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I spent a good 20 minutes yelling at cows this morning to stop mooing so I could sleep #HouseSitting

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"Upgrade to #Windows10 for free everyone! We swear there is nothing to worry about!" http://t.co/vC1sPAwlWk

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#DescribeBabiesIn3Words Portable disease spreaders

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@ErinMcGathy Now your just rubbing it in.

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@ErinMcGathy I still can't mix my paints to make white... regardless of your fancy physics...