MoOky Monocles

[MoOky Monocles @___Muktar]

@SirShehuu Bansan meyasa yanzu ake ba mutanen irin wannan platform din ba

[MoOky Monocles @___Muktar]

Social media made it easy for bokanci and tsubbu,sai kaga boka yana advertising sana’arsa ba kunya ba tsoron Allah

[MoOky Monocles @___Muktar]

Gaskia some years back munci banza, for this amount mutum zai samu studio apartment

[Ifedayo (JIMCRUZ) @ifedayo_johnson]

Lovely and fully furnished single room available in London ❤️

Rent: £650/month.
Deposit: £150

Bills: Council tax and WiFi included in rent.

[Dr Joe Abah, OON @DrJoeAbah]

You know the way you have to wait about one hour for grilled fish in Abuja gardens? I have always wondered why they don’t grill some ready knowing the average number of orders they get in a day.

Well, if you go to Kado roundabout, several grilled fish sellers there grill plenty of fish to some 90% readiness. You only have to wait less than 10 minutes for your croaker to be ready. Not rocket science, really.

Na Kado roundabout I dey go now. Order 5 croaker fish for a soirée at home and it will be ready in 10 minutes. Cheaper than Abuja gardens too. Serious people!👏🏽

[MoOky Monocles @___Muktar]

I believe we will only start enjoying X again once they stop monetizing it.

[MoOky Monocles @___Muktar]

Ai fa sai kuyi

[Daily Trust @daily_trust]

FCT: Even with tinted Permit, you may be arrested, Police Warn Vehicle Users
https://t.co/XUtWFDr2SK

[MoOky Monocles @___Muktar]

Davido ate with that “sakarai” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Foundational Nupe Lawyer @egi_nupe]

Tips on how to avoid unnecessary billing as a man:

1. Find yourself a good woman who lives within means.

2. Don’t throw compliments around recklessly or carelessly

3. Not all WhatsApp statutes or snap stories or insta you should reply to.

4. Not all calls or texts should be responded to.

[Phay Vhor @Phayvhor_]

Omor, girth like mad o
Girth like mad, like mad

[Aisha Hamman @AyshaHamman]

In 2018, while working as a community mobiliser on a sexual and reproductive health and rights project in Kano State, we regularly engaged women in rural communities. During one of those sessions, a woman said to us:

“Malama, don Allah, kamar yadda kuke tara mata kuna koya mana abubuwa, don Allah ku dinga tara mazajenmu kuna nuna musu muhimmancin zuwa asibiti da neman magani. Saboda sau da yawa za ki ga muna fama da infection ko sanyi. Idan mun je asibiti an ba mu magani, ana ce mana mu gaya wa mazajenmu su zo su karɓi magani, saboda idan mun warke su ba su warke ba, za su iya sake sa mana cutar. Amma mazajenmu sai su ƙi zuwa asibiti, su ce wai muna tona musu asiri. Wani ma zai iya sakin matarsa saboda ta gaya masa ya je asibiti. Ita kuma idan an sake ta, wani lokacin samun wani mijin yana zama da wahala, saboda ana cewa ba ta iya rufa wa mijinta asiri.”

In translation, she was saying:

“Please, just as you gather women and educate us, we would appreciate it if you also engaged our husbands and taught them the importance of going to the hospital and receiving treatment for sexually transmitted infections. Many times, we suffer from infections and, when we go to the hospital, we are treated and advised to bring our husbands for treatment too, because if we recover while they remain untreated, they may infect us again. But when we ask our husbands to go to the hospital, some become offended and accuse us of exposing their shame. In some cases, a man may even divorce his wife for asking him to seek treatment. A woman divorced under such circumstances may also struggle to remarry because she becomes stigmatised and accused of being unable to conceal her husband’s shame.”

This was in 2018, and in 2026, you are promoting the dangerous idea that a “good wife” is one who hears but pretends not to hear, sees but pretends not to see and remains silent regardless of what her husband does, all in the name of preserving the dignity of marriage.

Who raised you guys to think like this?

Since when did “matar rufin asiri” come to mean a woman who must ignore persistent betrayal, silence herself and protect a grown man from the consequences of his own choices? Do you not realise that protecting the privacy of a marriage is not the same as concealing misconduct or tolerating repeated infidelity or sacrificing one’s dignity, health and peace to preserve a man’s public image.

Islam does not normalise zina or present infidelity as an ordinary male weakness that women must tolerate. It, in contrast, treats sexual immorality as a grave offence. So what makes anyone think it is acceptable to normalise cheating, or gaslight women into enabling wayward partners who behave as though infidelity is their birthright, and then condemn every woman who chooses to walk away because she cannot continue living with a man alleged to be a chronic womaniser?

Why should the responsibility for a man’s discipline, loyalty and sexual conduct be transferred to his wife? Why should she be praised for pretending not to see what threatens her emotional and physical well-being, while he is excused from accountability?

Please do not use this mindset to raise your daughters, whether you have them now or may have them in the future. This thinking is one of the reasons many women are suffering and dying in silence, are repeatedly infected with life-threatening sexually transmitted infections because they are taught that their chastity is synonymous with overlooking their husband’s inadequacies. You’re suggesting women should remain trapped in harmful marriages because society tells them that marriage is “for better or worse” and that a woman’s virtue is measured by how much humiliation, betrayal and danger she can endure without speaking.

A woman who truly loves you and wants the best for you in both worlds would never turn deaf ears or a blind eye to wrongdoing by pretending not to see it.

Ka je ka nema ilimi.

[MoOky Monocles @___Muktar]

@J1shaq Allah ya ji qanta da rahama

[Odun 🎲 @Ewatomiby]

As a man wey dey plan settle down, if your woman no fit dey sort out one or two bills when you no dey around…. You fit no follow us reach old age oo🧏🏾‍♂️

[Victor🙈✨🩶 @Adeyeye006]

You bill me i no reply
You rush delete message
So you know say wetin you do no good😒

[MoOky Monocles @___Muktar]

Baza mu cire ba😄

[ABUJA FACTS @Abuja_Facts]

The Inspector General of Police Bans Use of Tinted Glass Vehicles in FCT.

#AbujaFacts

[Bremen @Rxbremen]

You called your uncle to send you something, saying school was choking. He sent you 5k, in 2016, and you were like “just 5k”.

Now that you are working, they sent you message on WhatsApp you off read receipt, Oghenekaro reply that boy.

“That boy calls you uncle, do not starve him”

[billion 🏖️ @mamuzoBV]

Men know. People don't

[Her. @Fiances_]

Rejected a man because he seemed too boring. Now he's married, owns a house, and goes to bed before 10 while l'm emotionally attached to a situationship that replies every 3-5 business days.

[‘Latunji ✨✨ @Mr_Sprime]

No one is as delusional as former Big 4 staff

Ex-KPMG
Ex-Deloitte
Ex-PwC
Ex-EY

Move on from your Ex bruh!

Heal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MoOky Monocles @___Muktar]

Sometimes it’s soft as a misty rain….

[CITYBOY @Boy994Boy]

Been dey argue with one girl about marriage & 50/50

She say if she Dey contribute to the 50% she no go Dey do house chores.

I remind am say that house chores na for her jnr sisters wey go Dey live with us

She never reply me.