Clawed Meownet

Sister to three, mom to one, and wife to none.

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 5 Feb 2009 (via @twi_age).

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 5 Feb 2009 (via @twi_age).

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 5 Feb 2009 (via @twi_age).

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 5 Feb 2009 (via @twi_age).

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It's #MyTwitterAnniversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years (since 5 Feb 2009).
And you? https://t.co/ExIVXE7H44

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It's #MyTwitterAnniversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years (since 5 Feb 2009).
And you? https://t.co/ExIVXE7H44

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I just earned a free play by playing #StarbucksSummerGame #sweeps
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And I miss you all

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@MediaLawProf Haha, yeah it is not my favorite thing. Surprisingly she found one right on budget in about an hour. 🙌

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@MediaLawProf I thought that was you. I was too busy keeping my son from using the full gowns as a tent or I would have come said hello.

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@MediaLawProf Did I see you at Dillard's yesterday? I made the horrible mistake of taking my sister prom dress shopping with my 10 year old

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Oh my god @MediaLawProf, your bio is incredible. I need to get on here more often.

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I have missed you all. Sorry I am horrible tweeter friend.

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Now it's a party.

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And that's how Grayson was disowned.

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Me watching The Blues Brothers: This is one of my favorite songs.

Grayson: They're all your favorites, that's why you like this dumb movie.

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It's actually not that much money when you split it between 7 billion people who don't have polio https://t.co/Y3sUFyioie

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My boss opened ransomware. When I saw it spread to the server I ran through office shouting like Ron Butterfield crashing the West Wing.

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@DarrenC347 oh my god 😂😂😂 I bet they get pissed

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@DarrenC347 so do people ever do it because they know they're busted and don't want their car towed? 😂😂😂