astro gurl 2.0 👾

You can’t kill a bad bitch !

[g 𐙚 @birdiedrapers]

some people might think succession is overrated but it’s been years and i’m still chasing this high

[miss worm @missus_wormy]

big laundry has convinced everyone they need to wash every item of clothing after wearing it once. ENOUGH. expand your mind.

[mary. @femcelera]

valley girls giving blowjobs for louboutins, what you call that? head over heels

[astro gurl 2.0 👾 @__AdornMEE]

I went back to cows milk. The psyop failed.

[chromatic. @juhmeer]

in a shocking twist of events i have made the decision to leave the oat milk community. no further comments at this time.

[Peter Petrelli… @MartyaLaMode]

Some of yall don’t wanna hear this cause you don’t live in reality but I’m telling you as a psychologist, I’m not gon be able to psychologize all them on the corner…Some a them going to SLEEP, FOR GOOOOOD…

[Big Cheech @CTheCurator]

“I love destruction” also has me tickled lmao.

[astro gurl 2.0 👾 @__AdornMEE]

What is also the carribeans I think

[astro gurl 2.0 👾 @__AdornMEE]

What is Guyana? What is also kinda Jamaica ?

[Mariè @p8stie]

You know what pairing I’ve NEVER seen? Indian male black female.

[dyke to watch out for @angryblaqwoman]

i love being out and seeing women’s nipples because it lets me know im not the only braless bitch here and i hope they all feel the same way when they see mine

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

amc don’t give a fuck what you bring in that theater long as you got ya ticket

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

that A stands for ariana grande

[astro gurl 2.0 👾 @__AdornMEE]

Literally 😭😭😭😭 and don’t let them eat a lil butt oh you’re a real whore!!

[i HATE 🌰 dont send me that shit @KreoleBelle]

“Damn he just be eating anybody pussy huh but oh well it’s my turn now”

[astro gurl 2.0 👾 @__AdornMEE]

Too much shit going on rn better leave ppl alone mane.

[Pop Feed @wildfreakouts]

Husband was enjoying his wife’s mango matcha until a woman suddenly accused him of recording her

[✩⋆.ೃ࿔°𝄞 سماء °｡✫彡♪𓇢𓆸 ｡･:*:･ﾟ @skyicidal]

pretty little liars if it was set in atlanta:

[astro gurl 2.0 👾 @__AdornMEE]

I know Meg wanna throw up when she hear her lover girl song

[astro gurl 2.0 👾 @__AdornMEE]

Extreme but Valid

[Rogue’s #1 fan @trillaaman]

reconnected with an old friend who just now admitted they ghosted me because i dated a white man. “i knew you lost yourself and i wanted no parts”

[Bella @mi4d0lan]

@honeydewdrop444 the way they both dropped down...they understand each other's humour so well...soulmates

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I love how Outlook deletes meeting emails the moment I hit accept. It’s a genius idea, because obviously I’ll never need the agenda, Zoom link, meeting details, or literally anything else from that email again. Truly incredible software.

[astro gurl 2.0 👾 @__AdornMEE]

Because she indeed is

[astro gurl 2.0 👾 @__AdornMEE]

The grandma the baby was a generational statement.