Alberto

[Alberto @__Albertini__]

Please please please let me get what I want
Lord knows it would be the first time

[Alberto @__Albertini__]

Básicamente

[maria clara @filmecos]

lançar qualquer coisa depois disso aqui é uma situação complicada tbm né
https://t.co/QEWgewskU7

[TTVTheHoodsLastHope @Big_Steppa__]

Black women in the sun will be the reason aliens let us survive

[anii 🇷🇸🇲🇽 @aniiTweets]

Being a Robert Pattinson fan is so easy you literally never lose

[Alberto @__Albertini__]

@lxvlttrs Yo en walmart

[Alberto @__Albertini__]

Real

[douvid @douviddd]

el nuevo disco de los strokes es como una paja con 2 dedos en el culo, esta bueno pero es raro, un poco te incomoda porque no estas acostumbrado pero le agarras el gusto

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Salmonella in the eggs.
Flesh-eating screwworms in the meat.
Diarrhea lettuce.
Smoke in the air.
Forever chemicals in the soil.
Data center pollution in our water.
Handing Saudi Arabia nuclear technology.
A war over a strait that was already open.
$5 gas.
Expensive groceries.
Skyrocketing healthcare costs.
Crushing utility bills.

Are we great yet?

[nub @Melz1r]

platonic flirting is amazing until one of you don't want it to feel platonic

[Alberto @__Albertini__]

Y que pasa?? 😔😔😔

[dj177 @dj177_]

if you ever feel bad about yourself just remember there are real people playing league of legends, overwatch, valorant, marvel rivals, and deadlock

[Alberto @__Albertini__]

Real

[El Cochiloco @TurroJocico]

Julián Gil ahora es argentino con acento y todo. Cuando necesita alguna promoción en PR vuelve al acento boricua y decir historias cuando trabajaba en barras. Cuando llega a Miami se convierte en cubano. Ese señor es un camaleón. Con razón Marjorie lo odia

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

no babe thats my emotional support platonic homeboy that i'm a little attracted to

[Alberto @__Albertini__]

Yo

[phlip @MrPerfectPhilip]

Apparently, you’re not supposed to comment “nightmare blunt rotation” on your ex’s Instagram with a picture of her husband and new baby

[your mom @____rehtaeh]

It's so weird being raised by Christians, and spending your entire childhood being told to care about others…then one day they're just like you're not actually supposed to care about others, you stupid Marxist libtard socialist.

[Alberto @__Albertini__]

Had me until sabrina

[oh me @OJStyles_]

Anne Hathaway is is 1 of 1 man. The only competition for my girl Sabrina

[Alberto @__Albertini__]

@bichifokel05 Pa onde vas? El castillo tuyo esta atrás

[Alberto @__Albertini__]

QUEEE

[mooni @mooniewi]

Brimhat Qifrey & Olruggio ✨

[Alberto @__Albertini__]

Still crashing tf out btw

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look images for ‘AVATAR: SEVEN HAVENS’.

The series follows Earthbending twins after a world-shattering disaster where one discovers she’s the new Avatar after Korra.

All 26 episodes will release October 9 on Paramount+

[nick @nickich]

my fits are ugly my dick small and im trash at mid lane

[Alberto @__Albertini__]

Pero im the dumb one for opening up after 5 years single. Whatever

[Alberto @__Albertini__]

Me besas, me dices las cosas que quieres en un futuro, tus planes actuales, lo que buscas en una relación, algo serio con alguien serio, me dices que te gusta pasar tiempo conmigo para después decirme que NO QUIERES CREAR VÍNCULOS CON NADIE??? 🫩🫩🫩