Bobby Compton

Criminal-defense lawyer. I believe in an objective standard.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

how it feels to have never learned to code

[Bobby Compton @__B_Comp__]

@may0nway @benshapiro Of course single issue @benshapiro retweets this lol

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

The idea that the holdout juror "refuses to follow the law" is total nonsense. They've been in there for like 40 hours. The guy obviously has not announced that he won't follow the law. He simply disagrees with the other jurors about where the application of the law should lead them in this case. The hectoring women on the jury interpret his disagreement as a defiance of the law itself.

[Bobby Compton @__B_Comp__]

@MattWalshBlog The problem is Mass. law requiring the State to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that Clancy was NOT temporarily insane. It is not like this in Alabama, the burden would be on the Defendant to prove that she was temporarily insane.

Very backwards.

[Bobby Compton @__B_Comp__]

@SoveyX @catturd2 literally you

[blue @bluewmist]

You'll regret it if you get married, you'll regret it if you don't get married. You'll regret it if you have kids and you'll regret it if you don't. Kierkegaard said this 200 years ago as follows - whatever you choose, you'll regret it, because the problem isn't in your choices, it's in romanticizing your life. A person always finds an untravelled path alluring and mysterious. That's why the issue isn't making the right choice. It's choosing and deciding which regret you'll live with. In life, we must choose our regret.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

"ADHD" was a fake disease invented as an excuse to drug young boys into oblivion so that they're more compliant in public school. Now white suburban women are coopting it, because this demographic has never met a fake disease they didn't want to hoard for themselves.

[FearBaker @FearBaker]

- Osama Bin Laden in 2001

[AB @AB84]

if you had a mongoose bike as a kid you basically had a Lamborghini.

[Bobby Compton @__B_Comp__]

@benshapiro Wrong. We all know what the uniparty is and exactly what country and cause will bankrupt us.

[Bobby Compton @__B_Comp__]

@benshapiro Will Daily Wire tell the story about Jews next?

[Bobby Compton @__B_Comp__]

@BrilynHollyhand Brain damage

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

We’ll miss you 😢

[Frontierism @frontierism]

He’s from Texas I can tell

[Bobby Compton @__B_Comp__]

@B_DiNucci6 Yeah, John Denver is well known for making shitty music. Great take.

[Aaron Torres @Aaron_Torres]

Biggest winner of 2026: West Virginia

WVU makes the College World Series.

"Country Roads" becomes the official anthem of the World Cup and summer of 2026 in general.

America is Appalachia. Appalachia is America.

Love ALL of you 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[News 19 @whnt]

Limestone County jury finds ‘MAGA Lumberjack’ not guilty of rape https://t.co/eKL61kNneU

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

The Scots are assimilating well to American culture.

[Robb Allen @ItsRobbAllen]

Gonna make a backrooms game where you're a father who's more upset that all the lights were left on and it's your job to turn them all off.

[Bobby Compton @__B_Comp__]

@AdamSchein This will age like most of your tweets