Binaya

Can centre a div and exit vim

[Weaver Whiteheart 🇻🇦 @WeaverRising2]

Japanese: *conduct new experiments*

Cancer cells:

[Shikhar @xikhar]

Waking up to see that everything has been compromised

[Avinash @avinxshKD]

This still haunts me to this day

God save open source 😭

[a Statement of Fact @fringeaggressor]

There isn't a single certificate coming out of India that isn't fraudulent.

Bachelor's? Fraud.
Masters? Fraud.
Doctorate? Fraud.
Technical? Fraud.
SSL? Fraud.
Birth? Fraud.

[Steven Michael Thomas @stevenwhatevr]

This seems bad.

[hannah @erhannah]

one day you wrote console.log("here") for the last time and didn't even know it

[Kanamycin IV @Pseudaurum]

Deleting Instagram did NOTHING to improve my productivity. I now doomscroll on Google Maps.

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

october weather be like hoodie in the morning

and heat stroke by lunch

[GitHub Projects Community @GithubProjects]

Anthropic, with the help of Claude, spent five months building a replacement for Git, while Linus Torvalds built Git single-handedly in just 10 days.

[Sola 🇨🇦 @SolaTheAnalyst]

Becoming the 51st state means giving up Canadian sovereignty and universal healthcare just to inherit $40 trillion in US national debt and a $2,500 ambulance bill.

No thanks.

[Mustafa. @oprydai]

who needs a movie when F1 looks like this.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you pretend that sht didn't hurt you but it absolutely broke you.

[apollo 🥊 @eijibunni]

you’ll pay 50 canadian dollars for 3 items at shoppers drug mart

[y @ysuckme]

fuck your anxiety, do whatever you want.

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

> Replaces Bahrain GP
> Gives us an absolute banger
> Leaves