Cob

Sarcasm is my native tongue. If you do not laugh a lot, starting with at yourself, I probably do not want to spend much time with you.

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@midwestswwx I just looked up the population of elkader.... It says 0.

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@SiouxlandNews I don't know how anybody else feels, but I am so glad we get to watch the Chiefs backups play in a game that means absolutely nothing today instead of watching a game that has something riding on it

[nick wright @getnickwright]

The thing about true legends, the absolute best of the best historically, is they somehow always find themselves in these moments, no matter the stage of their career, and just deliver. Over and over again.

Sports are just the best, man.

[Tom Grossi @tomgrossicomedy]

I posted the picture 15 minutes ago...

Internet remains undefeated

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@PatMcAfeeShow 😂

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@shmoolwald @Lj_era8 Oh, look... The guy who doesn't know what is going on in or out of that locker room is talking.

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@briantylercohen She does not have to think her audience is that ignorant...they have shown they are time and time again. Also....I think she, and others, believe their own BS. Enough people say it enough times, it must be true.....right?

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@tomgrossicomedy Dude...seriously...What the?? Why the???? WHY FROM THERE??!?

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@tomgrossicomedy I love how they are saying good luck beating this one over and over. Vikings suck in the 1st half, Colts suck harder in the 2nd...and OT lol. Biggest turd ever taken in one's own pants. lol.

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@NFL @Vikings @nflnetwork This game is just something different. And, not on the positive side. The Vikings offense in the first...what?? The Colts defense in the 2nd...really?? The Refs for the entire game...Are you serious??

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@tomgrossicomedy I grew up just a little ahead of the Power Rangers, but, every one of my younger family members and their friends loved...everything MMPR. I bet they are feeling the same way you, and many others in the comments are. I actually read the article...just awful. So sad.

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@CaesarsGames Thank you for randomly ruining my daily spin streak. Today, I log in, and 2 days say fill for $6.99. They were filled just yesterday...because I log in every day. Not the first time in the last week.

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@ToneDigz 100% agree, Tone! No participation trophies. But, it does let you know just how much they take in if they are willing to do that...lol

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@johniadarola @kyrstensinema If I just say...Yes, Please...is that an acceptable answer?

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@TylerJRoney If there is a badge indicating the given checks from the purchased ones....people are basically paying to label themselves a parody acct. Only 1 real reason to do that...to cause confusion. This could affect relaying all types of information.

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@TheStoryHub I have a solution for some of the people in these stories. It does not apply to all of them... But.... For those that have parents that meddle after their kids are into their 20s..... MOVE OUT!! GET YOUR OWN PLACE!! Just a thought. Worked for me.

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@BradArnoldWX Glad to hear he made it through! It is never easy when a furry family member is going through some stuff, man.

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@SNFonNBC Turned on the TV one Sunday when I was 7. Saw a man running over, under, around, and through a whole lot of other people, and that was just one play. Was hooked immediately. That man was Walter Payton.

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@ToneDigz I think he stole Football for Dummies from coach Kline on the Waterboy