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https://t.co/0Kn2jtW3sJ

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I’m not one to mimic philosophy.

Bandits are a business market to capitalize on, not a scourge to destroy.

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Happy Winter Solstice, from Hyperion!

Our products have definitely been cheaper, but buy them anyways! A perfectly accurate sniper could be that perfect gift for your special someone!

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I understand a lot of companies hire boards of directors; a group of individuals keeps each other in check, of course.

When I seized power, former board members attempted to retake their position. During my father's reign, he merely dismissed them; I permanently removed them.

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Merry Christmas, from Hyperion!

Till January 1st, all our products are 10% (or lower) off!

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You are not authorized to perform this action.

[— 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊! ♛ @HYPERlON_CORP]

Thanks for that . I never liked you either , Santa .

Also i’m moonshotting one hundred thousand loaders to your location right now . Like , RIGHT now . Can you see them yet

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Hello, loyal Hyperion customers!

Buy our shit.

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I have deconstructed more orphanages than babies thrown in dumpsters.

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My toxic trait is violating the Geneva Convention for higher revenue.

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i made a mistake.

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Yes, I’m fully aware.

However, I’ve killed one Jack. Killing another would be no struggle.

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You all manage to disgust me more every day.

[ً @__CONTROLCORE]

Waking up, slumped over her desk.

… Okay. Let’s see.

Alcohol. Long night.
Screwdriver. Welding tools.

. . .

Is that a fucking action— DID SHE GET DRUNK ENOUGH TO MAKE A HYPERION EXPANSION TO BUNKERS AND BADASSES?!

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This is her best fucking idea ever.

[ً @__CONTROLCORE]

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C'mere, you lil' idiot.

💋

[ً @__CONTROLCORE]

WHY DO I LOVE YOU.

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/ i'm so close to making another borderlands character you have no idea

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is that just like the equivalent of a glory hole for you?

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⎯𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐏 。‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ @HYPERIONSTEWARD]

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Hot power—outlets in my area?
Baby, this is just too good to be
true ——- ❪ ��️ ❫
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I'M GONNA STICK THIS ARM UP YOUR ASS-

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Hyperion: who the fuck turned on the intercom im fucking drunk

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Hyperion: For the man who’s tired of conference calls, and needs some Conference Calls.

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Honey. Boo boo bear. My favorite little scrap heap.

I run a very influential company in universal politics. I have to set an example for my employees, and other individuals expect me to be kempt.

Okay?