Dave

Illness is not an indulgence which you should pay for nor is it a crime for which you should be punished

[Dave @__dangerDAVE]

@TheREALJMast @timehop urine

[Dave @__dangerDAVE]

@thenamesbridget @AmyWeber12 @TheREALJMast Digging this up again just because

[Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton]

Ever get a hickey so bad that it looks like Chris Brown punched you in the neck?

[Dave @__dangerDAVE]

@Kirth69 the only time I ever want to do math is when the dollar sign is involved

[Dave @__dangerDAVE]

@jaykyew yep. Was a little barred at that point

[Dave @__dangerDAVE]

@jaykyew what, you don't like listening to other people's conversations when you're sitting in traffic?

[Dave @__dangerDAVE]

@thenamesbridget biggest Twitter fan

[Dave @__dangerDAVE]

"@annabelle_nyst: my friend drew this http://t.co/0iZlQDTRsN"

[Dave @__dangerDAVE]

Problem solved #redskins

[Dave @__dangerDAVE]

@thenamesbridget I've always considered myself a moderate, reasonable person

[Dave @__dangerDAVE]

@thenamesbridget I'm still expecting you to drop by

[Dave @__dangerDAVE]

@thenamesbridget Oxford in Chenango County

[Dave @__dangerDAVE]

@thenamesbridget I'm actually upstate, come through

[Dave @__dangerDAVE]

@thenamesbridget OK chill I had a vitamin X deficiency

[Dave @__dangerDAVE]

@__dangerDAVE update actually fell out of a tree. Worth it

[Dave @__dangerDAVE]

@katarinasuljic @theycallmeyoko @Mattbehar34 one of my old favorites

[Dave @__dangerDAVE]

@leilssdb just one? Amateurs...

[Dave @__dangerDAVE]

@TheREALJMast I'm so proud rn

[Dave @__dangerDAVE]

@leilssdb study hard

[Dave @__dangerDAVE]

@rapunzel_jenny I think I've just spent too much time around lawyers