Erin

Surprise is golden. Randomness is Lobster

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I’ve seen some amazing views out of this window, but I don’t think anything will beat this. #liverpoolparade #LiverpoolChampions @LFC

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I’m rich because it’s New Years Eve and I’m sitting on the sofa with the little person I made while he eats egg, banana and peanut butter on toast and watches monsters university.

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When you’ve been in hospital so long they start letting you out on day release for good behaviour

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What does your 16 month old like to watch in the morning?

Mine? Oh he watches a South Korean fella called Rayu who goes glamping with his little dog 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Last night we discussed how we’re going to download and save the first episode of Bake Off for viewing during our lodge break the same week. That’s how I know he’s the one

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Nah, how does anyone go back to work after maternity leave. Tomorrow is my first day back after nearly 14 months and I am broken 💔

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A woman called me a mature primate today and I don’t know how to feel about it.

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@Hayd07 Imagine you didn’t know what was coming. I don’t think I’d have survived

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If you have a friend who didn’t play the games make sure you check in on them tonight. Because I did and I am not ok #TheLastOfUs

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Honestly how many women did Emmeline Pankhurst actually consult when she got us the right to work and that? Who agreed to this? I’d have been a great housewife

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Love my son and my fella dearly but I’m having a night alone eating pizza and an Easter egg while watching game play through and I’m having a ball

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Monzo declined my postcode lottery payment this morning. I swear if my postcode wins this month I’m suing for loss of earnings

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Dawning on me that we’re going to have to move house in the next 18 months and it’s my least favourite thing to do. And now there’s 3 of us

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In honour of December, I will have Christmas 24 on in the background of all my days home this maternity leave festive period

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Plus women (the ones with brains) don’t want a bunch of old men deciding what they can and can’t do with their bodies. I don’t see why that’s so hard to fathom. If you do fall pregnant and it’s not right for you or the baby then you should have the choice. That’s the point.

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It’s not surprising that Trump won when you see so many tweets from Americans saying “abortion isn’t birth control, use contraception” “don’t be a hoe”

Really? It’s about the right to medical intervention for miscarriages, ectopic pregnancies and pregnancy from rape.

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Every Christmas related video I see has me in absolute pieces. I don’t think I’ve ever been so excited 🎄

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This is really niche, but there’s nothing worse than a HDR video when you’re on the night feed.

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I don’t understand how people can be up and out with their babies. I’m just not that kind of mum. We like a chill in bed.

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Just realised why my child doesn’t need constant white noise. His dad’s snores are his white noise… oh the snores.

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@Wirral_Weather @Keliasphotogra1 This was Moreton tonight