Muftiat ✨

Physiotherapist 👩🏽‍⚕️|| Q94:6 🧕🏽🙏🏽

[mjbabyygirl @IamMojoyin]

this “Academic achievement” trend by women has motivated me so much

[Yetunde Omobolanle✨ @Divayetty1]

A moving woman (me) will have it all. The career that fulfills her. The love that steadies her. The properties in her name. The passport full of stamps. 🤞

[Yoriyori-OyokO💕🎀 @Ify__oma]

Me crying over every little thing even though I’m a very wicked person

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[iAmSolution_Now! @hyzinkfm]

I never imagined I would be making this kind of plea.

My wife, Dasola, went in for a Caesarean Section to deliver our baby, but what should have been the happiest moment of our lives suddenly became a fight for survival.

She developed severe sepsis after surgery, leading to

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

A man who posts more than me could never be my man. One diva per household.

[City! @dolapocarter]

Uncle wahab please disconnect we wan play mavo abeg

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

This independent babe wey I dey do go soon kill me

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

I dey very loved at home and I wicked like this.
Imagine say dem no come love me for house.

[Zaga🍃 @MrChulo__]

I fit just dey crack joke for myself dey laugh..na self love.

[Gbemisola Taiwo @MisolaofJesus]

“You forgot to complete your order”

Baba mi, I did not forget o.
Ori mi ti pe.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

me listening to my besties 9 minutes voice message and trying to remember all the points I have to respond to

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

Eldest daughters belong with problem solvers and acts of service types. If you get it you get it.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

PCOS is being renamed to PMOS. (Polyendocrine metabolic ovarian syndrome)

The change comes from experts that say the old name was misleading, stating that it inaccurately suggested ovarian cysts as a defining feature.

[I ain’t got no manners for no sluts @Kunmi_ad]

I no wan make e be like say i dey complain but genuinely everyday, something dey always do me.

[Malume Malusi @UncleCul]

Anything lower than where I am and UNICEF might have to step in 😩😭

[Ronnie, the Founders’ Storyteller🦋✨ @ronn_aa]

God please don’t stop giving me money. I love being able to fund my own enjoyment like crazyyyyy!

Up the feminist ancestors!!!!😭🤍🤍

[Abeke Yíwọnláta @FolaLagos]

“Gbogbo wa la ma je breakfast, asiko ti onikaluku ma je ti e ototo ni. Sumobillahi”

Ogogo you’re too real.

[Zion @zionszzn]

Distant? Yes. But a bad friend? Never.