Ethan Jones

[Ethan Jones @__EthanJones]

No you can’t be on my mama album

[Ethan Jones @__EthanJones]

Fortnite balls

[Ethan Jones @__EthanJones]

I’m so fucking stupid

[Ethan Jones @__EthanJones]

“Dream job” is an oxymoron

[Ethan Jones @__EthanJones]

So not down for this whole coronavirus thing

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

… going to moon very soon

[pantless papple @pantless_papple]

Our dog died 4 years ago but her memory lives on in the hulu password

[Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets]

I am drinkin earth sauce with your ho

[Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy]

The President of the United States incited all of this.

[Andrew Feinberg @AndrewFeinberg]

It took 159 years, but a mob marching behind a confederate flag has stormed the US Capitol. They are doing so on @realDonaldTrump’s express orders.

[Aaron C. Davis @byaaroncdavis]

BREAKING: A source tells me The Defense Department has just denied a request by DC officials to deploy the National Guard to the US Capitol.

[ScHoolboy Q @ScHoolboyQ]

If tHe police don’t start smoking tHese weirdos ima get Hot

[Jawsh @Its_Jawsh]

I’m very disappointed.

[melon 🍉 @Meloniturralde]

Trump is doing more to stop ballots than he did to stop Covid

[matt danger @FlimfloomNFT]

77 + 33 could equal 100 if we wanted it to