Not Your Babe Sir.

Chef & Foodpreneur. Writer. Cat lover without a cat. Life’s better with books, movies and music.

[Not Your Babe Sir. @__Ewinnie]

POV: you’re a chef in Benin City, and the kitchen is your canvas🧑‍🍳😍

[Nora❦ @hiscoraline]

the books that have been on my tbr list for years watching me read the new book i've just discovered:

[Martha Ahumuza @MarthaAhumuza]

And this is precisely why I have no interest in aspiring to society’s version of a “good woman.”

[Chude @Chude_ND1]

Protect this woman at all cost!

These are the issues, parents need to be extra careful with their kids.

[Azalea♥ @OluwatomilolaDB]

I loved watching 1,000 ways to die as a child.💀

[TOIS 🌴 @sammie_boi02]

“With 50naira you cannot feed a family of 6”

Nigerians lament on economic crisis in 1994

[Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L]

A ridiculously poor country but we hate poor people.

An African country with predominantly dark skinned people but we look down on dark skin colour.

Self hate?

[Not Your Babe Sir. @__Ewinnie]

@Loi_cee Madonna in a fur coat by Sabahattin Ali

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Girl to Girl: please learn how to make a decision without calling five people first. Everybody does not need a vote in your life.

[Not Your Babe Sir. @__Ewinnie]

Lemonade is such a beautiful name🤭

[Praise🎀 @Praiseinterests]

normalising naming your child after a 10/10 album

[𝙴𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚊 @erigganewmoney]

Just a reminder that when Scar took over Pride Rock, the hyenas starved too.

[Tofu Tomato 🍅 @oluwatofunmii_]

(If it were a female CEO, what we’ll be hearing is that women are power drunk and that yes, it’s indeed policy to address on first-name basis but let me park that agenda). 🙂‍↕️

[Yẹmí—Ìdàmú Ànọ́bì @KR3Wmatic]

Nigerians are raised to obey, not to think. At home, questioning your parents gets you beaten. In school, questioning teachers is seen as disrespect. At work, questioning your boss is insubordination. In religion, questioning leaders is rebellion. Fear is drilled into us from childhood.

[Not Your Babe Sir. @__Ewinnie]

Cooking 10/10
Dancing 5/10
Driving 7/10
Sleeping 7/10
Swimming 0/10
Eating 8/10

[Adekunbi🌹❤️ @Adhekunbi]

Rate yourself on 10

Cooking; 10/10
Dancing; 3/10
Driving; 0/10
Sleeping; 8/10
Swimming; 0/10
Eating; 10/10

[Not Your Babe Sir. @__Ewinnie]

https://t.co/dqCow8fbkF

[The Liquid Metal Himself @iam_jerrymoses]

“Just because I’ve bitten more than I can chew doesn’t mean I have to chew it. I can and I will spit it out.”

[Not Your Babe Sir. @__Ewinnie]

https://t.co/LPDAPxRZO4

[Shehu Gazali Sadiq @Rejoice_inlife]

Only a stupid person will go to a polling unit, and vote for Tinubu, who's wife wants you to fry akara, roast corn, and fry kulikuli.

Only stupid people.

[Not Your Babe Sir. @__Ewinnie]

“Your papa”

I fit kill person.

[Halle Berry @halleberry]

60, here I come. 🥂✨