PRINCESS

[sarah🥭 @lenkerlesbian]

at 65 people should be sipping lemonade on a porch somewhere, instead they have to write pages begging people to treat them like human beings while working for minimum or less

[Sage @OJayansola]

One of the hardest things for me to do is comfort a bereaved person. I just never know what to say. Very very hard.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Why can’t hotels just have their own Netflix account.

[Jayceon Amar’e  𝕏 @Jeremystayfly]

@Devin_Walker2 We used to believe this like wow the hospital is going to let her do this 😂

[zaza @zazaxbtt]

Jay Leno says he hosted the Tonight Show for 22 years and never touched one paycheck from it

‘My rule since I got two jobs when I was a kid: I’d bank one and spend the other, so as the highest paid man in the late night I lived entirely off my weekend stand up gigs’

‘150-200 shows a year and banked every NBC check untouched, no financial advisor no manger taking cut no debt on the 180 car garage’

‘I always assume the TV thing could end tomorrow’

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

*me sitting and doing nothing cuz I got too many things to do*

[culture @notgwendalupe]

when i say i have to lock tf in, this is what i mean

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

someone once told me “emotional intelligence is the discipline of sitting with a feeling long enough to understand it before you hand it to someone else” and that honestly changed how i move.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

This test is a perfect demonstration for water safety

[PRINCESS @__GorgeousG]

My sisters are the funniest people I know😂😂

[Tony D @tonydpoison]

That scroll to find your year of birth is becoming increasingly offensive smh

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Honestly I think the FTC and state attorneys general need to start suing companies for false advertising if they use AI photos for their food. That includes on Uber Eats and Door Dash

[Nita B. 🎧😎🎧 @MahoganySteel]

@nathanlately The devastation is still being felt in 2026 😩

[reporting for duty. @nathanlately]

We deserve compensation!!!

[SAM O @_SamObaseki]

She thought she was dealing with a small boy 😂😂

[CP24 @CP24]

Toronto woman who police called ‘female belligerent’ fights her traffic tickets—and wins https://t.co/PzvJyjg5YD

[Not One Seat @notoneseat]

It's almost like the trustees were not the problem....

[David Fleck (Anti-Fraud Attorney since 1997) @DavidFleckEsq]

A jury in New York just convicted a man of stealing two Harlem brownstones with forged deeds, about $4.7 million worth of real estate. One of his victims, an elderly homeowner, spent years in a homeless shelter while he rented the building out as market-rate apartments. He's facing up to 25 years.

[miss honey 🍯 @foyinog]

we have to root for the actual african team in that game: france.