Amethyst 💜

Just your average bitch you seem to be obsessed with 😂💀

[Amethyst 💜 @__Hello__Kitty_]

Trying to decide if I’m going to get a tattoo Friday or not. I want it and it’s not that expensive either. It’s my constellation and I’d get it as like an under boob tattoo. The only thing really stopping me is that I’m going to show after.

[Amethyst 💜 @__Hello__Kitty_]

“If I talk to you, it’s disrespectful to my wife.”
Ok fine I get it. But uhhh don’t be messaging me how you miss me and unsend it before I can reply. Trust me I miss the shit out of you too. But I’m doing everything I can to not tell you.

[Amethyst 💜 @__Hello__Kitty_]

I love you. I know you’ll never be mine. In an alternate universe maybe. Until then.

[Amethyst 💜 @__Hello__Kitty_]

I fucking knew it. My bestie said it was lust but I said no it was real. Well guess who was right. That’s right, me.

[Amethyst 💜 @__Hello__Kitty_]

He apologized for his part in this mess. Doesn’t make it hurt any less.
But it also feels like he didn’t write it.

[Amethyst 💜 @__Hello__Kitty_]

So my mess caused me to lose 7.5 pounds in 2.5 weeks.
10000000/10 would recommend it of you want to lose weight 😂💀
-10000000/10 would not recommend if don’t want to fuck up your mental health.

[Amethyst 💜 @__Hello__Kitty_]

Maybe I should tell her what she tasted.*
But where is the fun in that?

I just want to know how my 🐱 tasted in her mouth.

*she wouldn’t have been able to taste anything anyways 💁🏼‍♀️😂

[Amethyst 💜 @__Hello__Kitty_]

Did I post this knowing she would see it? Yup. Am I being petty? Probably. Do I care? Nope. Did I make a mistake? Yup. Do I regret it? Nope. Would I do it again? In a heartbeat.
Let’s get one thing straight, she is not living rent free in my head.

[Amethyst 💜 @__Hello__Kitty_]

She posted a bunch of stories aimed at me. Hell, her whole repost section is about me. All 27 of them. I know this because a friend showed me. Maybe she shouldn’t be throwing stones in a glass house.

[Amethyst 💜 @__Hello__Kitty_]

@nonnie11110 @innoutburger_ The one at the linq promenade doesn’t have a drive thru…. There is one off el toro dr in lake forest that has no drive thru

[Amethyst 💜 @__Hello__Kitty_]

I’m getting real sick of @Ticketmaster bullshit of not letting me buy just one seat when there are only two left in the row. Thanks for fucking us single people over.

[Amethyst 💜 @__Hello__Kitty_]

I’m just trying to find a good moisturizing primer and stick/liquid color corrector. I’m tired of the patchiness on my nose 😭

[Amethyst 💜 @__Hello__Kitty_]

Why do the MLM Huns come out in droves when you ask for makeup recommendations? Like I want actual quality makeup. None of this MLM bullshit. If I wanted Farmasi, Mary Kay, Younique, Seint, Arbonne, etc. I’d ask for that shit.

[Amethyst 💜 @__Hello__Kitty_]

I’m such an idiot 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ I have to drop off some SDI paperwork to my surgeon because for whatever reason they want a paper copy sent. No problem. I park and head up to the office and realized the paperwork fell out of my purse. So now it’s back to the car and back to the office

[Amethyst 💜 @__Hello__Kitty_]

That I didn’t order. I went to the mall to tell them about the missing eyeliner and busted eye shadow to find out it’s gone. Checked online and it said “temporary closed” yet something is already in the store. WTF @MACcosmetics. No courtesy email about the closure?

[Amethyst 💜 @__Hello__Kitty_]

So I ordered some things from @MACcosmetics nbd. I got an eye kit for 500 points since they were expiring. The kit had the eyeliner I love included. I also purchased an additional eyeliner. Only one eyeliner was in the box and I got some busted ass eye shadow 1/2

[Amethyst 💜 @__Hello__Kitty_]

Not me convincing my mom in to buying stuff for me from VS because I wanted the blanket 🤣🤣🤣

[Amethyst 💜 @__Hello__Kitty_]

@Target ‘s bag giveaway was a joke. I counted that I was about the 60th person in line. I didn’t get a bag. Why? Because they handed out bags to kids and people who had their spots saved.

[Amethyst 💜 @__Hello__Kitty_]

Nothing like being drunk and horny and can’t fuck