Amancalledgod

Where do we all go when we fall asleep?
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[Amancalledgod @__Houdini]

Booooooomshakalaka!!!!!!! 💥💥🔥

70odds in the bag ✅💯😎

[Pamela🇵🇹 @PamelaNjoku2]

Who parked that keke napep close to my lambo??

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Matheus Cunha gets Brazil going in the #FIFAWorldCup! 🏄‍♂️🇧🇷

A brace for our man against Haiti 🙌

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

United's 2026/27 #PL fixture list in full 🗓️🔒

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

A closer look at the key games 👀🔥

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Ipswich Town will be our first visitors to Old Trafford this season — bring it on! 👊

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

We start our 2026/27 campaign away at newly promoted Hull City 🫡

[Blessed😈🇦🇷 @Blessedonx1]

No die ooh, you go full status o!!! Dem go come dm you say "Tell me it's not true, say something" Dem go come screenshot am post

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Mf dating a prescription drug

[ajay @1meajay]

😂😂😂

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

i no wan d!e
i no wan kpai
i no wan kpeme
i wan enjoy
i wan chop life
i wan buy motor
i wan build house
i still wan turn up

[TOBOH🪖 @Tobzzy212]

Even Sex no dey hungry person again , just Money money money .

[Goke🍹🇫🇷🇦🇷🇵🇹 @gokehq]

Na money I come withdraw o, which one be pilot dey call me for back? I book flight?

[PRIEST🇵🇹 @onlyonepriest1]

As seen on tiktok😭😂

[Batife @Tife_wrld]

Ibadan micra drivers and bad mouth are 5 & 6. I was coming home from work & I wanted to take a cab from Iwo road. I politely asked the man, "how much?" he said #500. I said ahh kilode Otipoju The man said “shebi Pepsi niyen lowo ee, ragbado si komaa feserinlo.”😭💔

[shaka ⚡️ @shxkxbabu]

poor man really no see life come. mr eazi give woman belle tell us make we guess pikin gender.

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Like back ?

My spec na girl wey like me first..

Then I decide if I go like back.

[ajay @1meajay]

my spec na girl wey like me back

[Alina ♰ @emalkova22]

All this shi just to die on a random day

[gaangbaanger🌈💗ྀི🇨🇼🇬🇭🇨🇩 @6ixofwandz]

Children of the VERY average Nigerian used to have birthday celebrations. The parents would rent canopies, cook and invite djs. There used to be parties and the entire neighborhood would gather to celebrate w the child. I don’t hear birthday music anymore. There’s nothing left

[Olivia 💞 @Blessing_Olivi]

Header is not an ability?
Shooting with a weaker foot is not an ability?
Shit power is not an ability?
Skill is not an ability.

Na why your wife run leave you be this.