Javier Salve

my original account was hacked and suspended?!?!? whatever

[Javier Salve @__Jade808__]

@GRUGCEL i rarely get twitter notifs and this is what i see...

[Javier Salve @__Jade808__]

mordecai and rigby always risking their lives for the most absurd food items known to man. like, dudes would totally fight god if it meant they can have the cheez-it crunchwrap from taco bell

[Javier Salve @__Jade808__]

i need to learn how to breakdance so i can say some funny shit and follow it up with some sick moves.

"no one gives a fuck about your pyramid scheme"

*procceds to spin violently on the floor*

[Javier Salve @__Jade808__]

your honor, do you genuinely give a fuck or is this just ur job?

[Javier Salve @__Jade808__]

politics are lame, can we decide our next presidents through minecraft speedruns? the one to beat minecraft faster in 24 hours becomes the president

[Javier Salve @__Jade808__]

master's degree in communicating missinformation

[Javier Salve @__Jade808__]

americans will light up fireworks for any fuckin reason i swear, ITS THE MIDDLE OF OCTOBER, THE FUCK U CELEBRATING?! HALF HALLOWEEN?!?!

[Javier Salve @__Jade808__]

i wish we could summon shit, like...
imagine summoning garfield by making a pentagon of pizza, putting lasagna in the middle and chanting "i hate mondays" until the gates of hell open and the orange cat rises

[Javier Salve @__Jade808__]

one of the videos of all time

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X Æ A-12

[Javier Salve @__Jade808__]

it is time to make twitter my new shitpost playground