Jake Helvie Jones

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[Robert Lusetich @RobertLusetich]

What have we here ...

[Ryder Cup USA @RyderCupUSA]

May we never know panic like that of @b_dechambeau's caddie Brian trying to remove the flag 😂

[Jake Helvie Jones @__JakeJones__]

If any of my friends go to or know someone that goes to UNK and knows a decent amount about the Greek system hit me up, asking for my father.

[PGA Tour @PGATour]

17 wins in 28 starts. @TigerWoods capped off a ridiculous stretch at the 2008 U.S. Open:

1st
1st
1st
1st
1st
1st
1st
T9
T22
1st
T2
1st
T37
T15
T2
T6
T12
1st
1st
T2
1st
1st
1st
1st
1st
5th
2nd
1st

[Jake Helvie Jones @__JakeJones__]

Seriously though you gotta stop doing this, you have one job!

[Jake Helvie Jones @__JakeJones__]

Haven’t tweeted in a while but @AskRobinhood @RobinhoodApp you want to stop giving me the D and let me buy my Doge during these dips #tothemoon

[PGA Tour @PGATour]

Is the no-look ace the new walking in putts? 😆

[Jake Helvie Jones @__JakeJones__]

@CenturyLinkHelp Down in North Western, NE too... for like 2 days

[Jake Helvie Jones @__JakeJones__]

I’ve had a lot of issues with internet connection in my life but damn @CenturyLink takes the cake overall! At least they are the best at something...

[Jake Helvie Jones @__JakeJones__]

I only read the comments, and what brings me joy is exactly that. Centurylink bringing people together, seems like that is what they are best at!

[CenturyLink @CenturyLink]

Joy. Such a small thing, but as the world shifts, also an extraordinarily important thing. We asked CenturyLink employees, “What’s bringing you joy right now?” From our homes to yours – here’s what they said. #FeelGoodFriday

[Jake Helvie Jones @__JakeJones__]

@BichonBistro @CenturyLinkHelp [email protected] Hope you are having better luck than myself!

[Jake Helvie Jones @__JakeJones__]

Hey @CenturyLink did you get my email?

Sincerely, a past customer

[Jake Helvie Jones @__JakeJones__]

@CenturyLink strikes again... your customer service gets exponentially worse each time I am forced to communicate with you... and my internet still won’t work for another week... thanks

[Amanda McClellen @mcclellen10]

I will say I only call him this in private.. now HE calls me sister in public and then kisses me in front of people.. THAT is WAY worse🥴 @__JakeJones__

[Jake Helvie Jones @__JakeJones__]

If I was 77+33 I would simply equal 110... because it is simple math. However if I was 77+23 I would probably equal 100

[Jake Helvie Jones @__JakeJones__]

@mcclellen10 I’d go for some bagels💯

[Jake Helvie Jones @__JakeJones__]

Follow his Twitter @SideLineMedia2

[Jake Helvie Jones @__JakeJones__]

Anybody who knows Jon Hastings knows two things.
1. He loves football
2. He is one entertaining dude
Check out his sports podcast! Just wish he could use his usual vocabulary #checkdown #podcast https://t.co/eqTM5l8BV5

[Nebraska Golf Passport @nebgolfpassport]

A gem located just west of the Omaha metro area in Beemer, Indian Trails Country Club has a little bit of everything to test the golfer. Play one of Nebraska's best!

https://t.co/UwZ4yQyDZr

#NebraskaGolfPassport #IndianTrailsCountryClub