Mama K

Living life w/ the love of my life, James Walters 💕 Baby Delilah Jae on the way with so many more blessings to come 🥰

[Mama K @__KBailey]

@jay23campbell @__Hannnahlee You look hot in both, but so happy you’re happy and feeling yourself 🤩 hope I’m half the milf you are 😉❣️

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

guys: “girls are so dramatic”

guys when their games lag:

[Mama K @__KBailey]

I still sing it and James probably thinks I’m crazy cause he says he doesn’t remember 🤣

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Imagine thinking she ACTUALLY was so secretly racist that THIS was the time she was like “Fuck it. I gotta say the N word.” Anyone who thinks she REALLY said it is a fuckin straight up moron.

[Jorbin @BoolinJorbin]

Kids don’t even be saying “KOBE” when throwing trash away anymore 😔

[Sarah ☼ @sarahmichhael]

Aurora’s first bath went well!

She only made one small cry towards the end but otherwise didn’t make a sound and seemed to enjoy the water. Still the tiniest girl ever but check out those little bitty thigh rolls creeping in more and more every day!

[chunky fila @chunkyfila]

i didn’t even think about that shit. literally

[Tania ☭ @TaniaSaidWhat]

This. Is. Fucking. Insane. https://t.co/sbfgP89lV9

[Mama K @__KBailey]

I’m stays gonna take the slice that’s most appealing to me, I expect you to do the same. No shame lol

[rob @rbrtormrz]

i love koi ponds

[Mama K @__KBailey]

Yeah, a few months ago I had to go take my niece home. Bought us both a choc milk & on my way home I started to feel sick. I couldn’t pull over fast enough & threw up all over myself, the car, en&out parking lot 😭😅 so embarrassing. A lot of people saw & it wasn’t my car.

[shur @sharkbaate]

y’all... i just hit a new low. i’m in an Uber hungover as fuck, i tried holding in my puke but i couldn’t, opened the door at a red light and puked, told her “sorry, i’m pregnant and my morning sickness is bad” and she was like “aweeee!!” LMAO IM GOING TO HELL

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Not only will I wear nike w adidas I will ALSO wear a puma hat AND a Reebok tennis skirt fuck all this shit.

[Mama K @__KBailey]

My little family 😩❤️

[Mama K @__KBailey]

@jdub_walters88 😂

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Who freestyles realer than me?

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the extended cut of Michael falling into the koi pond

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

Cashier #1: “Can I help you?”
Me: How long would it take to get a turkey burger to go?
Cashier #1: “About 5 minutes”
Cashier #2: “Are you Tony Hawk?”
Me: yes
Cashier #1: “Do you want a turkey burger then?”
Me: yes please, and an iced tea
Cashier #1: “Can I get a name?”

[Mama K @__KBailey]

@__Hannnahlee @oaojmi @kswizz21 Every time 😂😂❤️

[Mama K @__KBailey]

The 7th can not get here fast enough 😩💕💕