Kilimo

Alchemist

[Kilimo @__Kilimo]

Don't just be religious, also have a good heart.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

"Being a man isn't easy. Imagine someone stops talking to you because you are careful with your money."

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Mimi naye I will never fuel at Stabex. Hiyo nayo niliapa. I would rather climb a boda with a Mtungi on my head and go for fuel 10 kms away where Astrol is. Fuck that president of yours

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

I really miss those teachers who used to stop teaching and start telling us their life stories.

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[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Stop smoking weed.

Be more angry.

You are supposed to be angry.

Embrace it.

[Kilimo @__Kilimo]

Tomorrow is the D-Day,,,,, what are you waiting!
Mambo ni Mob, And sometimes ni ngumu kuona the good in the world. But iko na tunajua. Safaricom and M-pesa foundations wako na mazuri raundi hii. @SafaricomPLC
Watch this space for the big news
#CaptureTheGood

[Kilimo @__Kilimo]

Tomorrow is the D-Day,,,,, what are you waiting!
Mambo ni Mob, And sometimes ni ngumu kuona the good in the world. But iko na tunajua. Safaricom and M-pesa foundations wako na mazuri raundi hii. @SafaricomPLC
Watch this space for the big news
#CaptureTheGood

[𝐌𝐫.𝐊𝐀𝐋™ @dekim_Kalvino]

HR: We’ve noticed you’ve been leaving exactly at 5pm every day.
Gen Z: Yes.
HR: That shows a lack of dedication.
Gen Z: Or a clear understanding of my contract.
HR: We expect flexibility here.
Gen Z: My salary doesn’t seem flexible.
HR: Growth requires going the extra mile.
Gen Z: Then compensate the extra mile.
HR: That’s not how things work.
Gen Z: It is now, welcome to our era

[𝐌𝐫.𝐊𝐀𝐋™ @dekim_Kalvino]

Bro to bro: once you see the red flags, stay quiet, enjoy the sex, and plan your exit strategically.

[Ruth🐟 @TypeCs4]

Kila dem hukunywa pombe ashawahi dinywa kibahati mbaya akiwa amelewa na hawezi niconvince otherwise.

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[Omwamba Family 🇰🇪 @OmwambaFamily]

No sleeping, drop your Usernames let's follow you immediately

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Kama kesho utatokea streets retweet this 😃

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Kama huyu ni mimi napiganiwa na midemu namna hii,mimi kimani Prime minister of Ngulusumu,nothing is impossible. Ata tukitaka Ruto tunawesa peleka kamiti sahii. Msipoteze matumaini vijana,I remember there were days my only friend was called Arimis,lakini angalia sahii,angalia tu!