A$AP Maree 🌷

an embarrassing amount of tweets about photography, music, books, art, crafting, and what it’s like living with depression. (she/her)

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

I really hate niggas coz what do you mean I could get one

[samanthamcfarland @SailorSammy93]

I’m gonna be real alot of you don’t think enough. When girls say that “no one told us motherhood was hard” I’m like baby… you have never thought of all the things your parents had to do for you? You never once were like I don’t wanna sacrifice all that? Like BE OBSERVANT,

[papito @treyfive_]

A full tank of gas , haircut and car wash is a $200 day you ain’t even eat yet

[Gay and Tired 🥥 🌴 🇵🇸 @GayChemist]

I may be early but I’m never WRONG

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Since men are too busy with podcasts, someone has to do real jobs

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

Mamdani is running NYC like a small town mayor in a romance novel and it’s so beautiful to see

[Black Archie Character @ppppp1245688]

It always feel like they're implying that being bubbly and pleasant isn't a black thing.

[jezz @JezziiB]

Tomorrow, pack just the utensils. If he asks where his lunch is, tell him it’s in the trash, where he left it.

[Steven @StevenTnyc]

Glinda when she saw Elphaba flying on a broom :

[‏۟ @BLUNTHOVEN]

almost got hype over $3.89 gas like this shit wasn’t $2.40 months ago—

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

he was so excited to be a first time dad

cause i ain’t see none of this with his second child 😭😭

[Matt Dinan @second_sailing]

One night my first daughter came out of bed and my wife and I were sitting on the couch watching tv, laughing, and eating snacks and she yelled: “I KNEW IT!” and turned around and went back to bed

[NOT ALLEGEDLY @mikeandawldat]

Oouu I thought Mindy Kaling turned it up on you hoes

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

You have to wear your clothes and use your perfumes and eat that delicious food and dance to the music and talk to that person and live your life

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[❤️‍🔥 G A W D ❤️‍🔥 @_benjvmins_]

niggas

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

I hate how much of life revolves around money. Earning it, spending it, saving it, worrying about it……it’s exhausting.

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

it was used as religious tactic to keep slaves and soldiers from ending themselves

[BIG BAD CHUCK ✰ @yawningemoji]

they were comfortable and i thought i was being a good person 😭😭😭😭😭