Candice

I drink and I know things. 🍷

[Candice @__MrsCandiceD]

Apparently I need to watch A Star is Born.

[Candice @__MrsCandiceD]

“First of all I’m pretty sure I left a trail of ice cream down the stairs... second of all, I brought some cheez its if anyone wants some.” 🤣 i think it’s time for bed

[Candice @__MrsCandiceD]

Also it took me about six tries to spell all the words in that tweet correctly so #adulting

[Candice @__MrsCandiceD]

Why did I think scheduling a 5:45am spin class would make me be responsible at the rodeo cookoff

[Candice @__MrsCandiceD]

@m_hizzleee @katieemayy_ @JMaidlow

[Candice @__MrsCandiceD]

@haleyburnside You can order that one year round! It’s my fav.

[Candice @__MrsCandiceD]

I need someone to teach me how to do that little cute half front tuck thing with my shirts.

[Candice @__MrsCandiceD]

Invisible zippers are the literal worst.

[Candice @__MrsCandiceD]

@bobswanko

[Tyler @thehart_oftx]

Me: I will not force my son to go to A&M. I will let him make his own decision and I will respect it.

Also me at 16 months old:

[Candice @__MrsCandiceD]

@elizburrell Yes, please!

[Candice @__MrsCandiceD]

@elizburrell Hi I like you 👋🏼

[Steven Ray Morris @StevenRayMorris]

How the fuck was Christmas only three weeks ago!?

[Candice @__MrsCandiceD]

@katieemayy_ Yes! 😂

[Candice @__MrsCandiceD]

Why are we ignoring the fact that @jk_rowling did the whole, “an entity that takes the form of you worst fear” thing years ago? #BirdBox

[Candice @__MrsCandiceD]

Just realized I already have ten weddings on my calendar for next year. 😅♥️

[Candice @__MrsCandiceD]

@m_hizzleee 😘

[Candice @__MrsCandiceD]

@LindseyStirling and her Christmas album are the greatest. ❄️☃️

[Candice @__MrsCandiceD]

@_randismith Thanks, boo! 😘😘😘