Lotus

I like my friend metagross :)

[Lotus @__Noctilucent_]

I will now be keeping track of cosmic ocean deaths to track the number of times i die to something bullshit (neo babylon)

[The Hormuz Letter @HormuzLetter]

BREAKING: Trump, when privately asked not to go to war with Iran just four days before it started on Feb 28 says "Yes, you’re right. But in the end, we all die anyway. So it doesn’t matter," per Tucker Carlson in a new NPR interview.

Tucker responded "but what about our kids and our grandkids and like our country?" Trump said "Ah" and did not respond.

He also said Trump agreed that the war was not about the nuclear file and was being pushed by Israel for regional hegemony, to weaken the GCC, and to push US bases out.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

I'm sorry, but what the actual fuck is the purpose of the UN, if Netanyahu can just walk through the doors and is allowed to speak at the general assembly while there is an international arrest warrant out for him?

What a fucking farce!

[victoria 🌦️ @vickyickystink]

Why. The FUCK DO I NEED TO MAKE AN ACCOUNT! TO APPLY TO A JOB! FUCK YOU!!! GO TO HELL!!! EVERYTHING NEEDS AN ACCOUNT AND A PIN AND A PASSWORD AND A USERNAME AND THE PASSWORD HAS TO HAVE X Y AND Z!!!

[Lotus @__Noctilucent_]

I went to canes and there was a guy with a basket filled to the brim with just fries drenched in ketchup and he was staring blankly in front of him as he took another fry one at a time

[Lotus @__Noctilucent_]

Outside of the bourgeoisie and the elite, gnats may be the worst things in the universe because why are you directly in front of my face at all points in time

[Lotus @__Noctilucent_]

In all seriousness i think Matpat may be one of the biggest inspirations to me in a multitude of ways. This guy is awesome as hell. I wanna be patient and passionate enough to follow through with working with insufferably stubborn people like those in politics

[MatPat @MatPatGT]

We are now in the SENATE!

After another year of conversations around DC, we have gone bicameral. Steph and I are proud to announce the launch of the Senate Creators Caucus.

Washington is making increasingly consequential decisions about AI, social media, online safety, and the future of creative work. Creators, as the front lines of these issues, should be a voice in those conversations, but historically, we've fallen into the cracks of the system.

Now we have a seat at the table.
More to come soon!

[Lotus @__Noctilucent_]

Ignoring the future of gaming being likely to continue worsening for a long time Sakurai got that shit ON in this pic. Tough as hell

[Stealth @Stealth40k]

Sakurai said the Game Designer Award is being retired at the Japan Game Awards because he couldn't find anyone to replace him.

It would take a Director capable of coordinating with other Directors like Hideki Kamiya, Fumito Ueda, Suda51 and others, but nobody could be found.

[Lotus @__Noctilucent_]

@reggie_regected @AppleReviewer_ big news

[Polemicist @PalmTreesnGz]

Are people in the US actually understanding all of this? The tides of world history are shifting right now.

[Lotus @__Noctilucent_]

Theres so many trainer options. I like how gouging fire has a buck tooth for some reason too

[Gen_3_Trainer @Gen_3_Trainer]

You're building a team of six Pokémon but here are the rules

1. Your first Pokémon must be your favourite

2. Every following Pokémon must be type effective against the previous member until you have a team of six

Maximum 2 Legendaries/Mythicals
Please share your teams below

[Lotus @__Noctilucent_]

I just wanted to check i was using rear in the right meaning i dont want to roleplay vampire sex please stop it

[Lotus @__Noctilucent_]

7-8 jetpack, today i learned that spark traps can still be active outside your vertical, and that they can hit an enemy into you and blow up your jetpack :D. Thats SO awesome and not frustrating at all. I actually cant see it how am i supposed to play around them at all times :(

[Lotus @__Noctilucent_]

I will now be keeping track of cosmic ocean deaths to track the number of times i die to something bullshit (neo babylon)

[Lotus @__Noctilucent_]

7-37 jetpack, got cursed from a mummy cat on 7-8 and lost ankh 7-10, dont remember how it happened, but it was definitely avoidable. Died to trying to whip an arrow trap above the void and dying from fall damage??? Actually no idea why i did that, i just got overconfident i think

[Dre Guevara @DreGuevara3]

police are using drug test kits with a 40% false positive rate based on intel they get from flock cameras which make mistakes 71% of the time to arrest you for leftover spaghetti-o's while billionaires poison your water supply and traffic your children

[Lotus @__Noctilucent_]

I shouldve just ran away from the second spot. I could tell a spark trap was gonna ricochet it, and i usually hit them myself early when i can see that, but it wouldve exploded lava and letting lava out in cosmic is an absolute and hard no, so i just got paralyzed in the spot

[Lotus @__Noctilucent_]

Void. I dont deserve 7-44 tho because i only got 1 neo babylon lvl. I got like 25 jungle levels and 12 mines for some reason so it was the easiest 44 ever. Unfortunately i got killed by two falling things that both had no reason of hitting me if i was actually paying attention :(

[Luca @can_aydmr]

hmmmm