Simon

htx.

صوفيا👨‍👧💙

[Simon @__simonF]

So embarrassing to remember that I once thought I was a Democrat 🤣

[Simon @__simonF]

I can't make friends at bars cus then I start buying everyone shots smh

[astrosmemes @astrosmemes_]

AL West belongs to the Astros

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

When the Astros won the AL West... AGAIN

(via @astros)

[Simon @__simonF]

Fucking Rangers choked last night last minute and made me lose my parlay 😒😒 should've just cashed out

[Space City Sports @LiveSCS]

😮

[En Júpiter @En_jupiter_]

Mood:

[Simon @__simonF]

Not too hungover anymore but a cold ass fountain coke would hit rn

[Simon @__simonF]

Two 650 Tylenols and covid can kiss my ass today at work

[Simon @__simonF]

Craving a grape ice hookah

[Simon @__simonF]

All this time out in New Orleans got me listening to nothing but salsa merengue and dembow learning how to dance at the club and shit

[Simon @__simonF]

No sleep = no hangover 👍🏽

[Evan @OhChev]

that bone-in wings aren't that much better than boneless to warrant the effort and mess that comes with eating them ☝🏻

[Simon @__simonF]

Every time I'm in town the Astros play away 🙄

[That nigga Jake Meyers @TheKidKnowsBall]

They’re fighting over who gets to lose to us in the ALCS

[Sergio 🇲🇽 @_escobarserg]

TRUMP 2024 🇺🇸
📸: @FoxNews

[Houston Chronicle @HoustonChron]

A home in a Spring neighborhood without power had a message to send.

Are you still without power? Let us know below.

📸: Jason Fochtman/ Houston Chronicle photographer

[Simon @__simonF]

pt 2 🤔

[astrosmemes @astrosmemes_]

the last time a hurricane hit Houston:

[Colt @ColtTTV_]

mood