Turd Ferguson🦚

me? I’m tight as fuck | he/him

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Here’s Booker pushing a ‘vote blue no matter who’ argument while hoping we all forget that he (hypocritically) refused to endorse his own party’s New York mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani.

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@JDVance they’re calling you the worst catholic since Martin Luther

[Nick Watts 🇺🇸 @NickWatts]

This is like when pickleball was invented and pickleballers were going up to tennis players saying “You play tennis? No way! I just got in to pickleball! Pretty much the same!”

That’s how I feel watching weekend drinkers struggle to eat 9 lil smokies and a coors light tallboy

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

[Turd Ferguson🦚 @__Turd]

@Mrcryptoxwhale @NoLimitGains @grok ‘DONE’

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@JDVance Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

This may be the greatest tradition in sports and it's only a few years old. I hope they do it forever.

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

Why do seniors need property tax relief? Have they tried eating less avocado toast?

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

Well, except for the 39 Dems who actually stood their ground on the matter…

[james hawkins @james406]

what you think matters in a career:

- working hard
- showing up early
- keeping a long-term view

what ACTUALLY matters:

- hopping on a quick call
- how many quick calls you hopped on
- how fast you were able to hop on a quick call

[Hank Lockwood @hen_ease]

2 🐐’s up top

[Thomas Chatterton Williams @thomaschattwill]

They killed this one

[Jordan Fischer @JordanOnRecord]

It's like a Choose Your Own Hatch Act Violation.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

The Dept. of Justice has removed a study showing that white supremacist and far-right violence “continues to outpace all other types of terrorism and domestic violent extremism” in the U.S. https://t.co/hym8D2KY0z

[Senate Judiciary Democrats 🇺🇸 @JudiciaryDems]

This is a lie.

ICE agents were literally targeting families outside an elementary school in Washington, D.C. during the first week of school.

[Sana Saeed @SanaSaeed]

The President of the United States has a Hamas-supporting plane from Hamas-supporting Qatar

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

THAT IS A GROWN MAN

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

Bringing back this little gem...