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[_ThroughMyLensesPodcast 🌸 @_ACardine]

Music people, here's a Weekly playlist by myself
Here's the link
https://t.co/RtfFxPi8vZ
I really hope y'all vibe with it...

[FW De Twerk @nitta_buhle]

I need my friends to be this proactive 😭

[BLINKY @HeyHeyBlinky]

Only working on bangers this year.

[Dr. Riziki🌜👩🏽‍⚕️🧘🏽‍♀️ @_mpekethu_]

Crash course on contraception, grab a seat🪑
Here’s what you should know about the Pros and Cons of different contraceptive options.
1. Abstinence : 100% effective. Kama akikushika unaanza kuhema kama tractor, it probably won’t work.
2. Pills: quick return to fertility, might be good for acne, good for stabilizing menses for women with irregular flow, might have a negative effect on your mood, not for forgetful people cause you have to remember to take it everyday, not for people who would like to hide it from their partners
3. Depo injections(every 3 months): can cause delayed return of fertility- upto 3 years. For this reason, it’s best for people who are done having kids. Very high levels of hormone in the injection so side effects kwa wingi. Affects your menses. Zinaeza kuwa heavy/absent. Not for people who don’t like injections
4. Implants - most effective statistically, quick return of fertility, can go upto 5 years, your mother in law/twitter bullies might notice the scar. Might make you gain weight. Might affect your mood. Might make your menses lighter with spotting in btn cycles.
5. Copper IUD - can go upto 10years, quick return of fertility, insertion can cause discomfort, menses tend to get heavier with spotting in between, cramps for the first 1-3 months
6. Hormonal IUD - can go upto 5 years, quick return of fertility, insertion can cause discomfort, makes periods much lighter so it’s perfect for women dealing with heavy menses. Can cause cramping for the 1st 1-3 months
7. Condoms - najua hampendi hii but it has no side effects. Also helps protect against sexually transmitted illness.
9. Pull-out: kuwa serious. Just start taking a parenting class or saving money for Marie Stopes
10. Counting days - good for couples who can’t use contraception for religious or cultural reasons. I hope you’re good at math. Praying for you🙏🏾

[𝙩𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙤 @simplytee23]

I'm somehow smart and slow at the same time😭

[Hunja Wangui @Irish_Potathoe]

That Xenia X Ukweli chemistry be sth else... nothing but pure gems

[_ThroughMyLensesPodcast 🌸 @_ACardine]

Laughs in Jonasi😹😹💀

[refilwe🫦 @mofo_refilwe]

oh to be someone’s reason to buy flowers

[mjbabyygirl @IamMojoyin]

this “Academic achievement” trend by women has motivated me so much

[kat @yslnadi]

too passionate for a situationship too avoidant for a relationship just miserable enough to yearn

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work

[The Kids Are Alive @gufydox]

Why do you think they kissed? I pronounced them husband and wife 😂😂😂

[Maletšemana @maletsemana]

Someone said you have to dilute each Polygamist episode with two episodes of Sofia the First to stay sane😭😭

[. @Fimiye]

i wish there was a more intense way to express my emotions than crying. i want to burst into flames

[The Kids Are Alive @gufydox]

This adulting. Looking for money. Paying bills. Going again and again.

When does it stop? If it’s when we die, could life give us a break for a tenth of what we’ve lived?

😭😭😭

[ᴅʀ. ʀᴍʙ @Rkayyh]

Women are out here casually having 3 master’s degrees and a PhD.

Can’t wait! Can’t wait!

[Jemedari @MrJemedari]

Shoutout to everyone at that festival who reminded Jaguar that he is one of the biggest "kigeugeu" he sings about. I am proud of you 😅

[Amina 🦉 @PlotNotForSale2]

If Tyler Perry had written Polygamy, Jonasi Gomora would be sleeping with both men and women and they'd have renamed him Jonasi Gomorrah.

[Mariammm! @blackfinegirl__]

I want to be so comfortable financially that gifting my loved ones becomes second nature.

“You passed”
Dinner’s on me.

“You bought a car?”
Let me buy you fuel

Gifting my loved ones would honestly make me so happy.

[🎧Astro girl🫧 @Amarachukwuuu]

women are busy posting their academic achievements and your own biggest flex is having a man? sweet Jesus 😭

[Kairetu 👩🏾‍💻 @Mwende_Mugambi]

I’ve been saying
Kasongo alikula mpaka butterflies za mapenzi😭

[Gaspar @CaptainGaspar]

Dropping The Polygamist 2 weeks before father’s day and during world cup is the chaos that is marketing genius 😂😂😂