Jack Bauer

I does what I want, because I's da police.

[Jack Bauer @_AgentJackBauer]

Is there an airport in America where the food isn't complete trash?

[Jack Bauer @_AgentJackBauer]

@camoPirate_xXx @WallStreetSilv Seems like someone knows rate cuts are coming 👀

[Jack Bauer @_AgentJackBauer]

@bankersguide @1984thinkpol @Mr_Derivatives This is the real answer. The only thing scaring banks at this point is falling rates, to which I'm sure floors are being bought.

[Jack Bauer @_AgentJackBauer]

@donaldnguyenit Just sent you an email this morning, thanks.

[Jack Bauer @_AgentJackBauer]

Just saw a man rocking New Balance dress shoes...

[Jack Bauer @_AgentJackBauer]

Idk who needs to hear this, but stop making new cell phones bigger. I have a legit brick in my pocket now.

[Jack Bauer @_AgentJackBauer]

@hmeisler Something tells me you've been to Fairmount Park a time or two lol

[Jack Bauer @_AgentJackBauer]

@Bobbilyte Goose bumps, but also ree see pee cees.

[Jack Bauer @_AgentJackBauer]

@KimDotcom It's almost like this guy has something against the American govt..

[Jack Bauer @_AgentJackBauer]

@TSM @jumayumin1 @Bobbilyte

[Jack Bauer @_AgentJackBauer]

Don't let me down, Joe

[Phai Huynh🏁 @phai_huynh]

@KingKeeme Student loans coming back once Covid is under control:

[Jack Bauer @_AgentJackBauer]

@MC_HAMMER__ while watching this the only thing I can think of is how I used the same Marshall head and was threatened with not being able to play there because I was too loud 😂

https://t.co/bIrXNfOn29

[Jack Bauer @_AgentJackBauer]

@Mess_thats_Wes

[Jack Bauer @_AgentJackBauer]

@TSM_Hamlinz This a Hamzfake

[Jack Bauer @_AgentJackBauer]

Is it sad that when I see Ph. D. next to someone's name the first thing I think to myself is... Damn, they must be in a lot of debt.

[Jack Bauer @_AgentJackBauer]

I too want to be very unoriginal and get a pair of Gucci loafers.

[Jack Bauer @_AgentJackBauer]

@LeVeonBell remember when you tweeted this? I've been rocking with you for years as one of my keepers. I'm going to need you to come through one time for ya dogg!

[Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell]

this is loooong overdue!! but I want to take a moment to apologize to all the fantasy owners who picked me last year, I’m sorry I couldn’t pull through for y’all...but trust me, this year’s about to be wayyyy different, I’m bringing the 🏆🏆 this year 😈😈

[Jack Bauer @_AgentJackBauer]

@Bobbilyte @KylePfeffer @Sling Hmmm I need local news for the morning though because I'm old, so whichever has that plus sports will win. I'm easy to please but IASIP is a must as well...

[Jack Bauer @_AgentJackBauer]

@MC_HAMMER__ Put that army training to work.