Dennis 🇩🇪

I create cool stuff sometimes.

[Dennis 🇩🇪 @_Aiire]

I'm two years late to the pokemon go wave but this shit boutta have me in the shape of my life

[Dennis 🇩🇪 @_Aiire]

behind the curve once again

[Ahead of the Curve @mediocentr0]

League goals from open play last season:

Mbappe: 32 in 29 games

Messi: 24 in 34 games

Makes you 🤔

[Dennis 🇩🇪 @_Aiire]

@ELCABRO93 lmaooo it's not that i hate Ronaldo... i just despise the fact he gets put into the same category as Messi so i gotta shit on his name 🤣

[Dennis 🇩🇪 @_Aiire]

He won't shag you

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Messi international goals: 70.
Ronaldo international goals: 99.
There’s only one G.O.A.T.. and it’s this guy: @Cristiano⁩ 🐐

[Dennis 🇩🇪 @_Aiire]

The fraud doesn't even deserve those lmao

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Meanwhile in Italy, @Cristiano is awarded the Player of the Year award 🏆🇮🇹

[Dennis 🇩🇪 @_Aiire]

He's not close to being the 2nd greatest player of all time lol

[Dennis 🇩🇪 @_Aiire]

I used to hold my tongue but i'm going to shit on Ronaldo's name till the comparisons with Messi stop.

[Dennis 🇩🇪 @_Aiire]

lol Ronaldo is lucky to have as many as he does. Doesn't deserve half of them. Overrated as hell.

[TCR. @TeamCRonaldo]

Cristiano Ronaldo with these stats and a Champions League did not win the Ballon d'Or and was robbed.

Lionel Messi wins it this year.

The biggest robbery in the history of football.

[Dennis 🇩🇪 @_Aiire]

lmaooooo

[ɦombre10𝖎 @Hombre10i]

We at Messi FC HQ can understand why Ronaldo has decided not to attend the Gala today in France.

It all ties back to this day, in all honesty, that man has suffered, he has suffered a lot 😟
#Messix 🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮

[Barça Brasil @BarcaBrasiI]

Lionel Messi Lionel Messi
start of the end of the
decade decade

[Dennis 🇩🇪 @_Aiire]

Messi is the best player on the planet & there's absolutely nothing these dick riding Ronaldo fans can do about it except bitch & complain!! lmao i absolutely love to see it

[TalkFCB © @talkfcb_]

SIMPLY THE BEST.

[EiF @EiFSoccer]

Iconic.

[Dennis 🇩🇪 @_Aiire]

lmfaooo!!! goat defender just for that

[barcacentre @barcacentre]

Virgil van Dijk (Liverpool): "One rival less for tonight's Ballon d'Or with the absence of Ronaldo? Was he even a rival?" [rtl7]

[Marc Geschwind @MarcGeschwind]

Should have more, but we’ll take it

[Dennis 🇩🇪 @_Aiire]

aight i'm off this account for a while lol

[Dennis 🇩🇪 @_Aiire]

@Frenchwasp lmao his opinions give me a good laugh daily man. Only reason I follow him.

[Dennis 🇩🇪 @_Aiire]

lmao still Messi

[Ahead of the Curve @mediocentr0]

The Ballon d'Or is for the player which performed the best during the calendar year, not the best player overall. Hope this helps. Yes, I'm talking to you, Catalans.

[Dennis 🇩🇪 @_Aiire]

@ErickIthier The man is just insane!! Man of the match in my opinion!

[Dennis 🇩🇪 @_Aiire]

Ter Stegen amazing as well. Definitely my favorite keeper. Keeps us in so many games.. deserves so much credit.