Aimee

[Aimee @_Aimesss]

when the praises go up, the blessings come down.

[Aimee @_Aimesss]

I would choose my dad to be my dad in a million lifetimes. I know he would get it right every time.

[Aimee @_Aimesss]

@peekaboo_jen The pilot or the wedding. I could watch them a 100 times and still feel the same way.

[Aimee @_Aimesss]

I once had an hour long conversation with a coworker about the physics of jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge bc he was sure that if he wanted to, he could simply just jump over the nets.
There were demonstrations.

I wonder how he’s doing now.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Must be great nets

[Aimee @_Aimesss]

@historyinmemes How tf do we know this

[Aimee @_Aimesss]

@joncoopertweets You lack critical thinking and the ability to watch a clip in the entirety of its context. Congratulations.

[Aimee @_Aimesss]

@alainamcdonalds Exactly! Like do you even want me to succeed 😂

[Aimee @_Aimesss]

I’m taking this online class and I’ve been STRESSING getting all of the work done on time and yesterday the facilitator was like “don’t worry, you can work on this for the next 10 years if you need to.”

And my adhd brain did not need to hear that.

[Aimee @_Aimesss]

one of my kids at work said they couldn’t do something bc they’re only 5’6” and my coworker said he was 5’6” too (he’s 6’3”) and the kid said “no you’re not” and I blurted out “No, but his personality is” and I’m just gonna drop that line here bc that was so funny and he cried

[Aimee @_Aimesss]

I accidentally ghosted this guy so last night I tried to send a nonchalant happy new year text but it sent with the firework effect so now thanks to Steve Jobs I look like a fucking psycho

[Aimee @_Aimesss]

idk why but it makes me a little sad to hear steve lacy on top 40 radio. now I send him to people and get met with “oh from that tik tok song!”

respectfully, ✨no✨

[Aimee @_Aimesss]

I attended a mindfulness resilience training recently and there was discussion around developing self-compassion over self-esteem. Self-esteem teaches us to excel in order to feel good. Self-compassion teaches us that bc we are human, we deserve to feel good. That shits tight.

[Aimee @_Aimesss]

I might have to start turning down free drinks because why is this guy in my phone like “I was gonna give you the world, I was gonna take care of you.”

Sir, I met you two gin and tonics ago. Get a grip.

[Aimee @_Aimesss]

@MissGioBaby1 It’s called deep pressure stimulation and it calms the nervous system. It’s helpful for people experiencing sensory overload.

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Sorry I missed your call I was waiting for my phone to stop ringing

[Aimee @_Aimesss]

@lizabeth_angelo 😤😤

[Aimee @_Aimesss]

Me after scrolling on tiktok for an hour: okay that’s enough of that let’s switch to the news.

*opens Twitter*

[Aimee @_Aimesss]

It is always those people who come on social media preaching kindness that have the ugliest things to say about others. It’s gotta be sad to be that hateful.

[Aimee @_Aimesss]

This man came up to me at the bar and said “so when am I gonna get that dance?” (Like we had discussed it before?) and I said huh? And this man says “what I deserve one? I say hi to you whenever I see you.”

Sir the bar is in hell and you can limbo with it when you get there.

[Aimee @_Aimesss]

Kid at work: I feel like I annoy everyone when I talk because they get really quiet.

Me: could they perhaps just be listening?

Kid at work:

[Aimee @_Aimesss]

I just know I’m a be single forever

This man kept me waiting for almost an hour and then tried to take me home. When he asked why I said no I said “because this is very low effort and I’m not a low effort type of bitch.”

Now was that true? Yes. But did he go ghost? Also yes.